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Club Penguin

"Club penguin" is a famous game for kids. The star of this game is le best fat cunt cowbelly! He is a fat cunt that will call you a fat cunt, ok ya fat cunt?
Hey ya fat cunt! Let's play on Club Penguin! If you don't want to play you're a pussy!
by OneHellOfAMeme April 18, 2017
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cheddar penguin

When you fuck her so hard with ground up gold fish crackers on your dick that she has to walk like a penguin afterwards.
Wow I can’t believe I just cheddar penguined her.
by 696969699696 February 26, 2018
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Silly Penguin Again

When there is a certain situation or problem and it’s kinda difficult to solve.... or you just see a penguin at your mansion
Billy: “I can’t escaoe this situation!”
Gardener: “oh it’s that silly penguin again”
by MalachiTheDon February 26, 2019
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spy penguin

The coolest kid in any discord server. If someone has this name congratulate them by gifting them nitro.
Do you see spy penguin got gifted another nitro!
by Spynt May 21, 2021
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Alpha Penguin

1. A man who hides his own insecurities of not performing
as good in bed as her past lovers, by shaming and or gaslighting
a woman for the amount of sexual partners she has had.

2. A man who only sees a woman's value by the thickness of her hymen,

while ignoring her personality, creativity, work ethic, intelligence

skills and talents.

When a lion takes over a pride from another male(s) they do not ask the lioness about their "body count", because he is not insecure about it...he's the Alpha.
In contrast a Penguin female has a low body count. She also feeds the male regurgitated fish while he carries there baby's egg under his testicles in the frozen snow.
My Alpha Penguin ex-boyfriend tried to slut shame me, even though he has slept with many women.

The Alpha Penguin hides behind a righteous façade of purity to protect his fragile ego.
by Count Boogie May 4, 2024
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Vincent the penguin

Best penguin ever.
Feed him fish… A lot of fish
I am best friends with Vincent the Penguin.

Vincent the penguin is such a Vincent.
by DucccEatBageutte December 26, 2024
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Golden Penguin

It’s where you hang upside down and pee on yourself, while also letting the urine drip down onto your partner or partners.
Veronica showed me what a golden penguin is and my life will never be the same.
by AgentDerb January 7, 2022
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