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Girls don't poop

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"What is the Triple P Enzyme"

It all begins when the baby is forming roughly during month 3 to 4 of pregnancy. A very unique moment begins in a females life while an enzyme is produced known as triple p "post pregnancy pooping". Triple p is a very sui generis enzyme that builds up adding fifteen percent of the pregnancy mass with on average twenty percent being the isolated weight. Without it the newly developed life would have no cushioning from the daily activities of a pregnant woman. At the time of birth when said woman is in labor, instructions are to push with all might to eliminate all built up poop. This being the first time disseminating of rectal waste, the doctor and nurses insist it is to get the baby out in a safe rapid manner to mitigate fright of feeling disgusted in the eyes of social norms when said bowel exfill occurs. Unfortunately scientists still have not been able to reverse the effects of the triple p enzyme. So once this peculiar feminine change begins to develop, there is no stopping the production of poop from that point on and the mother will now have a normal poop schedule and ridiculous flatulence on uncontrollable occasions. Astonishingly with all the science and evidence produced from long vigorous testing, women try to persuade men into thinking otherwise. This is nearly the beginning of the skirmish.

The proof is in the pudding......👨🏻 🔬
If Becky didn't have kids I'd eat her ass, because girls don't poop, but because she's a mom that means she poops now.
by CuriousSamAdventures October 1, 2019
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Don't CoTH on me

A defense used when another roleplayer imposes on others to take away all the fun, enjoyment, and exploration of roleplay in favor of meeting a highly idealized notion of perfection, including knowledge and conduct that cannot be reached without making mental sacrifices. It's also a way to tell another roleplayer to "lighten up."

This is derived from the private World of Warcraft roleplay server Conquest of the Horde (CotH), which is best known for using strict, though highly imperfect, standards of acceptance.
Roleplayer 1: /e unpacks a fine bit of dwarven slims, putting a cigarette to his lip and sparking it up with a mechanical lighter. He gazes off onto the sea, leaning up against a metal crate. The portside was quite peaceful at this time of night.

Roleplayer 2: (( Uhm, excuse me? There isn't any such thing as cigarettes in warcraft lore and I very much doubt the dwarves would have anything to do with them. It doesn't fit their racial profile at all. Secondly, that's not a metal box you're leaning up against; it's wooden. Thirdly....the last sentence on your emote was completely unfitting for the dialogue and my character wouldn't be able to pick that up. I'm taking screens and reporting you to a GM. ))

Roleplayer 1: (( Don't CotH on me, bro!))
by 5555f June 18, 2009
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Don't Pat The Table

A general expression which when translated means "don't punch my testicles."
Tom, don't pat the table.
by Evetsmeat June 10, 2018
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Why Don't We

Why Don't We is the best boy band ever and will always be. it consists of (from oldest to youngest) Jonah Marais, Corbyn Besson, Daniel Seavey, Jack Avery and Zach Herron. They are very talented and altogether, they can play around 25 instruments and can sing and harmonise insanely well. Their albums are (by release date) Something Different, Why Don't We Just, Only The Beginning, Invitation, A Why Don't We Christmas, 8 Letters and The Good Times And The Bad Ones.

fun facts about the boys
-Fans named themselves with the hashtag #WeAreLimelights and the name stuck. The idea originated from the band's first debut single, "Taking You", with its first line, "I need you in my life like limelight." They were nominated in 2018 for "Best Fan Army" for iHeartRadio Music Awards.
- Before forming a band, the boys were already solo artists. Jack had already released a song called "Liar". He had also starred in a short film called "Fearless Five." Zach used to cover songs on YouTube. Corbyn had also released his own single called "The Only One". Jonah had released his own album called When the Daylight's Gone. Daniel competed on season 14 of American Idol when he was just 15. He made it to the top nine and was voted off on his birthday.
- Corbyn's cousins are members of a famous girl group. He's related to the Dutch girl group O'G3NE.
- Daniel himself can play 20 instruments such as the guitar, piano, violin, viola, cello, saxophone, drums, recorder, bass and many more
I'm obsessed with Why Don't We!!!!!
by proud to be a limelight! June 28, 2021
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Don't Deez December

1: I failed NNN ;(
2: Don't worry man, there is still Don't Deez December
by I take naps November 8, 2021
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Don't pull a Chaney

To do something stupid, by their own free will. Usually endangering the person in some way.
"Dude, did you see John trip last night?"
"Yeah, he totally pulled a Chaney"

"Hey guys, I'm going to use this saw!"
"Be careful! Don't pull a Chaney!"
by AnonYMous September 4, 2013
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Don't have a scoobie

When you have absolutely no idea at all; clueless.
Person A: "yo u know how to solve that 1 question on the homework?"

Person B: "i'll have a look" "nah mate i don't have a scoobie"
by AMT_ May 16, 2022
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