Wet patcher

He who sleeps in the wet patch afetr sex. Someone who is pussy whipped. Someone who is spineless and has no balls.

Bill is a real wet patcher

by Mummaj March 22, 2012

Wet Cheese

A saying akin to 'silly sausage' or 'wet paper towel'.

"Oh, Andrew you wet cheese"

by naklsonofnakkl February 28, 2019

Wet blunties

When you sharing a blunt with number of people, if it doesn't have a filter it tends to get wet. Wet blunties is one way of showing the boys you love them.

Last night me and the boys had couple of wet blunties before the drinks.

by Saturdaysfordaboys September 18, 2020

wet pedro

When a woman sticks two fingers in her cock socket and then shoves those two fingers in a mans nostrils. Wet pedro.

Jessica wet pedro'd dexter last night after sex. She is hilarious

by Apenjess August 23, 2019

wet mattessich

A riff off of a White Russian, created by Minneston native J. Mattessich. The drink replaces the cream in a traditional White Russian with RumChata. The official recipe is equal parts Kaluha, RumChata, and vodka. Serve over ice cubes in an "on-the-rocks" glass or tumbler.

Customer: "Hmmm....I want a White Russian, but with 33% more booze."

Bartender: "I'll make you a Wet Mattessich. Hold on to your ass."

by BastilleDay June 29, 2014

Wet apple

An inflamed clitoris

Bro, did your girl have a wet Apple?

by Jammer1738 April 17, 2016

wet foreskin

a foreskin that is moist

wow you have a wet foreskin.

by danthemanteehee June 24, 2018