I watch babies sleeping

The catch phrase of beloved superhero Awkward Creepy Old Man (ACOM)

It must be ACOM!

by hhhhhhhl June 22, 2011

Attack Watch

An ill-conceived, big brother-like attempt by the Obama administration to encourage people to behave like third grade tattletales by submitting real or imagined insults against President Obama.

Dear Attack Watch my mommy says she is not going to vote for President Obama in 2012. Jessica, 8 years old

Attack Watch I want to report my co-worker, who doubts your divinity because you need a teleprompter to speak coherently.

by Gestapo Watch September 16, 2011

preg-weather friend

A friend who ignores you until they find out that you're pregnant, and then tries to insert themselves into your life in every way possible. These individuals are most noticeable on facebook and other social networking sites, liking all posts related to pregnancy and babies that don't belong to them.

Can you believe this bitch, she's definitely just a preg-weather friend.

by catrlzz October 5, 2012

Bæ watching

When you're watching or staring at your crush or bæ

I was Bæ watching yesterday my stalking my crush

by Sassystyles July 26, 2015

dot watching

It means to watch the 3 dots on iMessage that mean the other person is still replying

I'm dot watching to see when Gabby replies.

by Gabby_roxxexe February 1, 2016

Midnight Watchman

A lone wolf protector of the people who stands on top of a plinth in the middle of the night, watching over the city and looking out for wrongdoers and renegades. Once they have seen something, they have a direct line to all superheroes and, before long, the night is safe again, all because of the midnight watchman.

The streets weren't safe at night, but thanks to the midnight watchman, our superhero friends came to the rescue.

by freewheelinjo December 2, 2018

Apple Watch

A smartwatch made by Apple, Its main feature is costing $329 to $15,000 ,Which may seem like a lot of money at first... Until you realize that it can tell time and draw dick picks and send them to your friends, making it seem like you got an amazing deal on it.

Im broke now that I bought an Apple Watch, At least I have the spinny thingy on the side

by Anony-mouse 🐭 December 10, 2020