Joel's Watch

The act of pulling down your pants, wrapping your penis across your wrist like a timepiece, then yelling, "Hey everybody, look at my new watch!"

I went to this crazy party last night, and I even saw some guy show everybody his Joel's Watch.

by gotgolf72 September 23, 2008

WATCHING CARTOONS

TO HAVE SEX WITHOUT YOUR PARENTS KNOWLEDGE.

1)"NO MOM, WE WEREN'T HAVE SEX, WE WERE WATCHING CARTOONS"

2)CARRIE:"HEY CALEB, WANT TO GO TO MY ROOM AND WATCH CARTOONS?' *WINK* *WINK*

by SCARRIEFAIRY August 5, 2008

Sin Watch

Sin watch is when you try and help a person who gives their permission to keep an eye on them and you give them support so they won't sin.

I put myself on sin watch so I wouldn't use a mosque as a urinal or a shitter again.

by The Moody Poet February 3, 2007

Watchay

Greeting. Alternative spelling for "wachay" that means "hello" and also "goodbye" in an Aboriginal language called West Swampy Cree.

me: hey, watchay!

you: what's up? All good, watchay!

by Cree-py September 27, 2011

watchala

A common request made by paisas to observe something spectacular they or some one in the general vicinity is about to do. Derived from the English word "watch" and Spanish word "la". Watch this, watch that.

No sabes como abrir una chela con los huevos guey? Watchla cabron, así hace guey! Watchala, watchala!!

by PaisanoCubano June 10, 2015

watch the dog

Homosexual relations, man on man loving.

Apparently, Alex and Bobby watch the dog all the time...

by Billy Nubbin August 10, 2006

Watching Bernie Mac

A euphemism for masturbation, often unknown to one party in a two-party conversation.

Dad - What are you doing in your room, in the dark, Michael?
Son - I'm just watching Bernie Mac, Dad!

by LGMR5 May 16, 2010