A term for walking quickly with a definite purpose/destination. Usually involves ignoring people/potential distractions and pushing past annoying slow-walking people. Use this technique to achieve maximum efficiency in almost anything you need to do. Named after all the no-nonsense, awesome, badass New Jerseyans.
by heatherhez March 9, 2012
Get the Jersey-walk mug.An annoying individual in his early thirties that acts like a 4 year old who is severly ADD and unable to complete a sentence. Talks in endless circles without ever making a point. Frequently jumps to a completely different topic in the middle of a statement. Very distracted like the dog in the movie "UP"....squirrel!!
Obsessed with talking about dropping a douma.
Obsessed with talking about dropping a douma.
by angryengineer March 25, 2011
Get the Walking Tangent mug.A really really ugly person, usually ginger, that their face looks like a cornflake e.g. its all lumpy
and they can walk because they have legs
and they can walk because they have legs
by WxL November 24, 2011
Get the Walking cornflake mug.When you take a man and turn him upside down placing his legs over your shoulders placing his penis above your chin like a snuffleupagus- Hence the Name Walking Snuffleupagus.
This is great for Charades
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by Dr Blumpy JD Fogbank June 24, 2011
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Get the Toby Walking mug.When you get blocked into a busy street, phone pole or some other obstacle by a posse of skanky teenaged girls who take up the entire walkway and refuse to yield to normal pedestrians. They treat every like nerds they can push into a locker.
"Kardashian wannabes on parade almost knocked my little girl into traffic"
"Poor kiddo got skank-walked"
"Poor kiddo got skank-walked"
by Bulldozed on Broadway September 26, 2011
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