ass wipe

someone who is an actual asshole. who knows, maybe it’s you. asswipe.

god damn Brenda you are such an ass wipe.

by joe Biden’s asshole March 8, 2021

Wipes my ass

When someone helps you out/ something good happens.

Josh really wipes my ass when he sends me the answers to the ENED homework.

by The Appliance Guy March 23, 2021

Wiping The Puddle

The process in which in the act of taking a shit you proceed to “wipe the puddle” by smearing shit across a sheet of toilet paper instead of dropping the log the traditional way.

Dude 1: Bro, I was Wiping the puddle. It was my only choice it was a muddy mess.

by Muddypuddle54 April 1, 2021

The big wipe

When you have swamp ass, so you go to the bathroom just to wipe.

I went to the bathroom for the big wipe, so now my ass feels clean and refreshed.

by Kirs Bush April 8, 2021

FRESHLY WIPED GAS HOLE

When someone wipes their GAS HOLE ‘anus’ after recently defecating. Key term is “recent” to coin the terms, “FRESHLY WIPED”.

Janice has a fetish to SNIFF, SAVOR and LICK her 76 year old husband’s FRESHLY WIPED GAS HOLE.

by PSPkid April 14, 2021

wet wipe

A wet wipe is an insult used to describe an old hag calling ponty pandy car insurance company.

"You fucking wet wipe"

by willy wanger April 27, 2021

Clorox Wipes

those things everyone went crazy for in 2020 for absolutely no reason

Man A: hey dude I just got some Clorox wipes!
Man 2: YOU WHAT?!?!?!?!? GIVE ME THEM! I HAVE A GUN
Man A: what

by mrdrjohno May 4, 2021