Solid Vampire

The act of drilling a hole in the chest of a sexual partner and then inserting your penis in said hole.

My sex life used to bite until I discovered the solid vampire.

by da real pair June 19, 2020

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Relationship Vampire

A person who sucks the souls of their victims/partners, with no intentions of loving them. Usually a man but sometimes a woman. Usually a person who has not had one exclusive partner for an extensive amount of time.

That guy is a relationship vampire. He won’t ever have a girlfriend and will probably never get married.

by Sheila V. October 21, 2020

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Emotional Vampire

An individual that sucks the life out of your emotionally.

She is toxic, in her own misery she will suck the life out of you, she is an emotional vampire.

by Creativelingo January 18, 2021

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dairy vampire

Either some form of roommate or house guest who comes in and drains all of the milk from your fridge.

May come in the form of the extremely polite "gentleman vampire" who replaces your milk in abundance compared to what they drank, or the "Nosferatu" type that fiends upon all dairy in the house while leaving no consideration for others in it's path.

"I just bought that milk today! I can't believe that you already drank it all you freaking dairy vampire!"

by Haunter_Rayne January 23, 2021

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