twat bang 

The act of trimming and or grooming the female snatch region till the aperance of bangs is achived. The practice of teasing the said hair and dowsing with aqua net is considered common practice in the lower 48.

That girls snatch was shaved smooth as a baby rear, except she left some tremendous twat bangs.

Did she have a landing strip?....No, twat bangs.

Pedro:"I like her bangs"Jimmy Wilson: on her head...Pedro:No, her twat. Jimmy: oh

twat bang by dannytanner January 30, 2009

Twat Swatter 

A girl that prevents another women from getting laid. The female version of a "cock blocker."

-WOW! she is such a twat swatter!
-How?
-She just stole by boyfriend!

Twat Swatter by Josh Ridz May 19, 2009

Twat Socket

An insult used to replace douchebag, twat waffle, etc.

Infanticide Jessy is such a twat socket for believing adoption is teh debil.

Twat Socket by David_Bowies_Package April 2, 2009

twat harness 

An elastical belt with a decor to cover a woman's camel toe when her suspenders are too short or tight.

1. My twat harness got snagged on his eyebrow ring....or tongue ring.

2. Thank god for my twat harness, it covers my camel toe delightfully.

3. Look at her camel toe, bitch needs a twat harness badly.

4. Everyone in here needs a twat harness.

5. Fuck these suspenders are too tight, thank god for this twat harness.

twat harness by ShinyHarness November 26, 2010

twat faced mong 

1.the insult to end all insults.

2. meaning a pregnant fish faced mental patient

will you twat faced mong get away from the tv

twat faced mong by corpseman May 13, 2005

twat head 

same as dick head

all you fuckin twat heads who are looking at this website

twat head by no1twatheeeeed April 22, 2003

twat-cha-ma-call-it 

the title given to a useless tramp who is only good for fucking. bitch is so worthless that it isn't even worth remembering her stupid name.

jay-zebra: man i fucking railed that hoe so hard she started calling me Amtrak
kanye: fool what was her name
jay-zebra: i didn't take the time to learn twat-cha-ma-call-it's name... and rightfully so, she's useful
kanye: true dat
jay-zebra: ditto

twat-cha-ma-call-it by mride123456 February 17, 2008