trouser snake

a penis which is in your pants

Let the model see you trouser snake.
That bitch wants to suck my trouser snake.

by The Clit Master May 13, 2005

trout face

the face pulled while on ecstasy. see gurn

moose had a trout face when he did ten beans

by will March 1, 2004

Trout

A trout is essentially a slut. She would be one of those girls that if any guy actually slept with her they would be likely to contract a STD. They are raunchy females. Any partner that they have will deny the actions they partake in. This word is used as an insult in the town of Ladysmith B.C. Trout is what one would call someone who has been around the block too many times.

guy 1: "hey I heard you you ****** kalya hickey last night"

guy 2: "shut the **** up man, i dont want it gettin around"

guy 1: "hope you used a condom man, that chicks a trout"

by Billy Crutitz February 28, 2011

Fur-bearing trout

A fearsome critter that supposedly lives in Montana that resembles a trout, yet nests in trees and is covered in fur. Its fur is purportedly very fine, and thus extremely valuable.

Woah! That fur-bearing trout is even cooller than the jackelope I saw earlier!

by Knighshade July 11, 2004

Trouser Snaked

also from the first definition their is a manuver that may be performed in a kind of drunken stupidity. First you find a unsuspecting victim(preferrably a young girl) sitting on a park bench. You enrage your trouser snake until it grows in size,then you are ready to vigorously massage your wild breast til it is ready to spit its venom then you run up on your victim and shoot troser snake venom all over your victim. While running away in your glory and triumph you are supposed to say "you just got trouser snaked."

Little micheal trouser snaked all over susan's brand new party dress.

by Norwegan Heat September 16, 2008

rainblow trout

Getting a blow job while you have a rainbow trout hooked on your line.

I got the best rainblow trout last week when I took my girlfriend out fishing.

by Mr. T.P. April 25, 2010

trout

a bag-whore little bitch that is tolerated primarily for a piece of ass(which of course is given up in exchange for gib). You see a large number of trout indiginous to Auburn, WA. These trout have lost most of their teeth and enjoy riding bicycles.

annoying little tramp who is always up on your old man for his sack of dope

by skinnylittlebitch March 3, 2005