tool shed

a gay bar

hey francesco lets go hang out at the tool shed, i brought my vaseline ;)

by cro magnum October 6, 2007

tool

A weapon. knife, gun, or any weapon

Draw for the tool. Meaning they are going to pull out a weapon

by Foz May 4, 2006

tool

Sometimes referring to a weapon of some sort, usually a (gun)

I hope your carrying a tool with you, cuz you know those guys are going to try to beat you up

by Young JJ November 27, 2007

toolio

n. One who is a tool, an individual who buys lunch with coupons, an person who drinks 3 Calvados falls of his chair and sings "Sophie Chap is my Cat" rather too loudly.


(alternative def.) One who makes a living selling wealth management solutions

Loo at that guy with the Tevas and wite socks. What a Toolio !!

Hey Toolio, buy the beers before I kick you up yer backside !!

by Doodey E July 30, 2004

pakistan toolbox

the act of being captured by Pakistan people and getting your testicle holden by ones hand on a table and getting it smashed into pieces by a sledge hammer or any type of tool

man that pakistan toolbox was painful

by Turk17 February 3, 2008

tool up a doobie

construct a marijuana cigarette

I had the weed, I had the papers, I had the time, I had the inclination, so I decided to tool up a doobie.

by Howard Corncob April 8, 2006

Tool

An AMAZING band. Lead vocalist is Maynard James Keenan. He is the jelly to my toast and eveyone knows toast tast like a piece of turd without the jelly. He is so AMAZING he cant even just have one band. I would go gay for him...i know its sad.

Gentle Stranger: Oh My Gawd! someones about to shoot maynard (the lead vocalist of tool) in the chest.
Me: Who the fuck would try to do that. Their insane.
Person with Gun: No my insides are imploding just from his awesomeness..im almost sure hes the jelly to someones toast.

by Maynard'sVanguard March 27, 2007