by npmarko November 23, 2011
Get the The Tom Brady mug.tom cruise acts like a douche off screen constantly, plus i think he is suffering from reality angst, which we are suffering from. get this guy on drug for fuck's sake
tom is a douche
cruise is a bag
tom cruise = major douchebag
tom is a douche
cruise is a bag
tom cruise = major douchebag
by xvxununun October 10, 2006
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Hollywood dwelling Sciencetologist creature that jumps on couches and spawns deformed children.
Hollywood dwelling Sciencetologist creature that jumps on couches and spawns deformed children.
"Damn! Tom Cruise was really good in Rain Man!"
"Yeah, but ever sense he started banging Katie Holms and couches, I must say that he sucks ass."
"Yeah, but ever sense he started banging Katie Holms and couches, I must say that he sucks ass."
by I swear to drunk, I'm not God! October 25, 2006
Get the Tom cruise mug.Tom DeLonge is the greatest known guy in the whole world, hes known for being perverted and gross (but aren't we all), Tom is hott and the greatest quitarist and singer. Hes been in Blink 182, Boxcar Racer and now hes in Angels and Airwaves (like Blink 182 but softer and not as many swears) He is obsessed with aliens and UFO's and he says the only reason he got a computer was to look up UFO websites.
hottest guy, my god, THE GOD, Tom DeLonge got expelled from high school for getting drunk at a baseball game
by XxXVeronicaXxX July 20, 2006
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He's the guitarist in the band Tokio Hotel. He's only nineteen years old but is still the closest thing to a greek god you could get.
Tom is the older twin brother of Bill Kaulitz, who is the lead singer of their band Tokio Hotel.
He is very loved by Tokio Hotel fans because of his sex appeal.
He is absolutely gorgeous, and indefinable. This description is still inferior to what he really is because he's that great.
Tom Kaulitz is sex.
He's the guitarist in the band Tokio Hotel. He's only nineteen years old but is still the closest thing to a greek god you could get.
Tom is the older twin brother of Bill Kaulitz, who is the lead singer of their band Tokio Hotel.
He is very loved by Tokio Hotel fans because of his sex appeal.
He is absolutely gorgeous, and indefinable. This description is still inferior to what he really is because he's that great.
Tom Kaulitz is sex.
by Charmaine Kaulitz January 12, 2009
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Hes really the HOTTEST man alive (;
He also played Draco Malfoy in the famous Harry Potter movies :D
He plays soccer and sings as well, (you can find him on youtube feltbeats ;D)
Hes really the HOTTEST man alive (;
He also played Draco Malfoy in the famous Harry Potter movies :D
He plays soccer and sings as well, (you can find him on youtube feltbeats ;D)
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* a conversation between me and a fried*
friend: mmmmm tom felton so yummmy
me: hes mine hes so mine
* a conversation between me and a fried*
friend: mmmmm tom felton so yummmy
me: hes mine hes so mine
by wogan_123 February 25, 2011
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