pretzel twisting

Putting ones penis(stolen) into a German vomans vagina(pretzel) and thrusting vigorously until orgasm.

Ryan: Did you do some pretzel twisting last night with that chick?
Alex: Three times last night and once this morning, I'm a pretzel twisting machine.

Oh, pretzel twisting is wunderbar, Ja?
Ja.

by Fuzzy_R January 1, 2011

Twisted Treeline

A gamemode for League of Legends that was 3v3. Unfortunately it was removed in 19th November 2019.

"Man I miss Twisted Treeline!"

by AryasDemise February 22, 2024

Sausage twist

When ones gentlemen sausage is twisted by hand in a sexual way to cause arousal and more.

George gave Owen a massive sausage twist and he screamed in agony as he came everywhere.

by SickoBamba069 November 17, 2023

twisted feltch

It's like a regular feltch, but with a crazy straw instead.

During the week we feltch, but during the weekend we like to unwind with a twisted feltch. It takes a little more effort, but it's still good.

by Wisest Unicorn March 4, 2010

Twisted

When your girlfriend forces you to be seduced by her so you will tell her what her anniversary present is

That girl is so twisted for trying to make my Christian soul turned on with her seduction techniques. My present is a surprise worth waiting for.

by JustKiddingItsMeHillary April 15, 2019

Twisted

of a personality or a way of thinking unpleasantly or unhealthily abnormal warped. ©

A man with a twisted mind ©

by Α January 25, 2022

Twisted

To be twacked. Meth high. refers to twisting meth pipe

Damn im so twisted off that dope

by Fated to pretend mgmt April 18, 2020