The abnormally large back side of a mentally challenged person. This condition is believed to be genetic.
by yaheardsound1 December 15, 2014
Get the Tard buttmug. The designated person in a friend group that keeps his/her drunken friends from making terribly stupid decisions.
by MexicanTurkey24 December 10, 2020
Get the Tard Wranglermug. a resident of Montreal who is both a douche and a retard by being a jerk because they "nuh speeek engleeesh"
Frank: Man, that jerk at the front desk gave us a hard time with our hotel room just cuz we're anglophone.
Gary: Ya, what a douche-tard.
Ryan: First person we meet and it's a douche-tard. What are the chances?
Arthur: Actually, the chances are very high. Most people in Montreal are douche-tards because they are frustrated that they "nuh speeek engleeesh".
Frank, Ryan, Gary: Haha.
Gary: Ya, what a douche-tard.
Ryan: First person we meet and it's a douche-tard. What are the chances?
Arthur: Actually, the chances are very high. Most people in Montreal are douche-tards because they are frustrated that they "nuh speeek engleeesh".
Frank, Ryan, Gary: Haha.
by Fugues May 2, 2010
Get the douche-tardmug. A derrogatory term for a person of Middle Eastern ethincity insinuating a lack of intellect. A combination of towel head and tard.
by Squid Viscious August 8, 2005
Get the towel tardmug. by Pose April 6, 2009
Get the Tech Tardmug. Someone who believes String Theory proves that Neutrons actually have a charge.
Also someone who believes that his or her parents being a scientist who studies rocks gives him or her the ability to be always right.
Also someone who believes that his or her parents being a scientist who studies rocks gives him or her the ability to be always right.
"Uhh....according to String Theory, everything is mass, so technically, neutrons do have a charge"
"...Unless they're neutral....fuck tard"
In combination: "According to String Theory, my dad's a geologist!"
"Wow, look at that fucktard go on and on, I actually hope he goes to the death with his words.."
"...Unless they're neutral....fuck tard"
In combination: "According to String Theory, my dad's a geologist!"
"Wow, look at that fucktard go on and on, I actually hope he goes to the death with his words.."
by Evan Piper September 18, 2007
Get the fuck tardmug. when someone is a random mixture of retartedly dumb and homosexual. These so called gay-tards have arrogance for days so when you encounter them strutting around jumping over things and doing handstands in pools, use your gay-tard-dar and ignore them because they will ruin your day with homo erotic gayness.
Holy shit look at that gay-tard!!!
Damn dude is he trying to impress that girl by being a total douche turtle?
Damn dude is he trying to impress that girl by being a total douche turtle?
by IM LIKE THA OWNER TNW June 4, 2010
Get the gay-tardmug.