A typically horrendous yeast infection caused in the vagina due to wiping back to front. The smell is awful and can usually permeate through even thick fabrics such as wool or denim. Wipey Puss can usually only be cured with soap, water and hardcore antibiotics.
Woman: Did you and Sally have sex last night?
Man: Nah, her Wipey Puss was so rank I told her I was running to the bathroom and just got in my car and left!
Man: Nah, her Wipey Puss was so rank I told her I was running to the bathroom and just got in my car and left!
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