midnight oak

Is when you get a boner in the night time.
Chris:"Yo man I got midnight oak and it won't go away!"
Tom:"Sucks to be you!"
by XxTrapQueenxX November 03, 2015
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Midnight mulligan

The person you meet at last call that you end up regretably taking home after striking out with everyone else in the bar.
Chad couldn't find anyone to take home so he had to pull a midnight mulligan.
by Onehole June 26, 2021
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The Midnight Surpriser

It's Midnight and the mood is right just roll on over on her and give her the Midnight surpriser. Caution to many unprotected incursions will lead to a baby surpriser.
I normally get horny at night,she's alseep by 9 and im horny by midnight so wake her up with my favorite the midnight surpriser
by Dave'snothere June 09, 2018
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Midnight Encroachment

When a child walks in on their parents having sex
When Bobby walked in on his parents having sex, it was classified as a Midnight Encroachment
by Jsjjsjshbdbdjsbsb December 29, 2018
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Midnight Hotel

A hotel with very basic beds installed into the building. They can sleep 50 people. They have exemplary security staff.
I was driving from Madison, Wisconsin to Alexandria, Virginia so I rested at a midnight hotel.
by silverseal September 18, 2011
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Midnight Tortettis

The sudden burst of energy affiliated with staying up too long.
My midnight tortettis were so bad last night, I couldn't stop laughing at the dumbest things.
by Brandoine May 19, 2020
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midnight welding

When the woman passes out the man will ejaculated on her eyelids and letting it dry practicing the Art of Midnight Welding.
Tammy pass-out without taking care of my needs so I jerk-off and ejaculated on her eyelids. Letting it dry to shut close her eye lids practicing the art of midnight welding.
by eti March 02, 2014
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