When you go and hit on some totally hot chick and the next thing you know every third word out of her mouth is 'jesus' this and 'jesus that' and 'why dont you go to church?'. She just dropped the jesus bomb on you.
by J3 August 12, 2004
Get the jesus bombmug. A nickname used for a character from a popular anime named SAO or Sword art online. THE MOST BADASS CHARACTER EVER.
by Noctis the badass January 31, 2017
Get the jesus-kunmug. by Ebag Nigel Gunther February 9, 2015
Get the jesus juicemug. by Jami guyana February 16, 2005
Get the jesus piecemug. the overwhelming feeling of Jesus,Faith,Religion,Happiness,Epicness, indescribable crazy hyper high huggable jumpy awesome feeling that one may get from a retreat, ministry meeting, gathering of ministries of people of faith, or just about any place in which faith God etc. is involved.
kay:"Jesus one Jesus one lets all have some Jesus fun. Jesus two Jesus three lets all climb the Jesus tree. Jesus four Jesus five lets all do the Jesus Jive. Jesus six Jesus seven lets all fly to Jesus heaven. Jesus eight Jesus nine stop its Jesus time. Hold up. Wait a minute. Hold up. Wait a Minute. Hold up. Wait a minute. Now let's put some Mary in it!"
jay:"yeh kay just got back from ylc and is on a total Jesus High."
kay:"hug time!!!"
jay:"yeh kay just got back from ylc and is on a total Jesus High."
kay:"hug time!!!"
by Mary Therese the fairy June 30, 2008
Get the Jesus highmug. When a couple is so perfect together , They're named a 'Jesus Couple'. Only rare special , good looking couples are allowed to be named a Jesus Couple. Those who are a Jesus Couple are to be respected since they're too perfect.
Lauren : Omfg , Angelina & Brad are a total Jesus Couple !
Zaida : Totally ! They're perfect together !
Lauren : I wish I was in a Jesus Couple !
Zaida : Totally ! They're perfect together !
Lauren : I wish I was in a Jesus Couple !
by Victoria Vasquez January 16, 2013
Get the Jesus Couplemug. by Isaac123garris May 14, 2016
Get the Jesus Nuggetsmug.