milking chair

An artwork origination from the depths of rule 34‚ the original artwork depicts a futanari at a bar saying "wanna ease me up?" Or something like that idfc. The milking chair is like a normal bar chair but with the added addition of a hole so that a futanari can put their cock in there assumedly to be sucked. My dog died btw

Person 1: I'm loving my new milking chair! Person 2: Same‚ the Travis Scott meal is superior though. Person 3: I'm gonna hang myself

by IdealisticMarbles October 5, 2022

Nest Chair

Another term for a papasan chair

man! That nest chair was so comfortable!

by jackskay26 April 6, 2009

Chair

Calling someone a chair means you want to sit on their lap or face. A sexual compliment

Damn Braiden is looking like a whole chair

by Scarlettbigboss April 2, 2021

froggy chair

froggy chair is a animal crossing object that is really cute but really difficult to get.

person 1:i got the froggy chair in animal crossing!
me:GIVE ME IT

by just a frying pan January 13, 2022

Dusty rocking chair

The uninvited, mounted sexual activity of a wheelchair bound elderly person in a vegetative state
The dust off the chair can be seen falling to the ground throughout the rocking of the chair

Richard: hey devon, how are you enjoying your dusty rocking chair. Do you need lunch?
Devon: (Stephen hawkings voice) bleep bloop help!

by Chkeni420 April 16, 2025

Chair

Chair. Tf you expect dawg?

Bro actually looked up "Chair" on Urban Dictionary

by anonymous May 11, 2023

Chairs Mart

An alternative way to thank someone, usually in a casual manner. Generally used with someone that is your mate, to whom you might say Cheers to over a drink.

You: Did you bring a beer for me too?
Your Mate: Yeah, Of course.
You: aw, "Chairs Mart"

by VonRuss May 24, 2021