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zombie borrower

A person with a loan (or mortgage), who hasn't been able to pay the instalments on time. In such case the bank may or may not change the conditions of the repayment to slightly more favourable ones. Because the borrower might not be able to pay back the loan, the loan contract is half dead. Like a zombie.
Bank employee 1: I don't get you, is this a risky loan, or is the guy paying the instalments on time?
Bank employee 2: He has barely paid any instalment on time, he is a proper zombie borrower.
by Grivio July 1, 2011
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Zombie chew

This is used when a person of any sex had offered to give oral. When performing the oral, the receiver is unable to be erect, causing it to lump and lifeless. “Dead meat” This is also known as the lollie.
Jess -“what did you do with him last night?”
Vanessa-“I went down on him, but he drank too much. So I gave him a zombie chew”
by Caldaddy May 10, 2020
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Morning Zombie

The first thirty minutes of waking up which requires: NO TALKING, NO HONEY-DO LIST, and A CUP OF COFFEE. If these things are not given, the person will experience bitchiness syndrome.
I'm a Morning Zombie when I wake up, so be careful.
by Maxwell Harper August 2, 2016
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Zombie Penis

When you cum yet get another boner 2 minutes later.
Wow Barry, i was jacking off, i came everywhere, then i got a zombie penis!
by ThiccAnimeBitches March 25, 2019
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Zombie Head

Head so aggressive it’s like your getting fellatio from a zombie.
Shayne gives such good zombie head!
by Cola54 April 12, 2021
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Zombie Butt

When your farts smell like you have been eating nothing but dead things.
For God's sake, Grandpa has straight Zombie Butt after eating nothing but Cheetos and cabbage!
by Skiddy Marx April 26, 2019
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Zombie Headache

Headache resulting in the over-stay visit in Chicago airport due to delays.
His layover at Chicago Internation Airport caused him a zombie headache and eventually made him a zombie! Oh my!!
by Dr. Paper July 13, 2012
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