chaired

mechanism by which the closest inanimate object, usually a chair, is used to adjust attitudes and minimize violents assaults against innocent People of Color perpetrated by racist, entitled, hateful white people who may be in possession of personal property such as pontoon boats

I’m so glad that unprovoked gang assault by those racist white criminals against that innocent dock security guard was thwarted when they all got chaired.

by Lisiunia August 11, 2023

Shotgun Chair

Shotgun seat of a car, a.k.a the passenger seat in the front of a car.

The seat next to the drivers seat, typically known as Shotgun.

Josh yelled to Ben, "I got shotgun chair Shotgun" while running towards the car.

Josh felt like a king because he was riding in the shotgun chair.

by The ManWithThePlan April 15, 2014

Cuck Chair

A chair that a cuck sits on when hes watching his girl being ass fucked

Bernardo: Yoooo eric is that your cuck chair

by EIRCKKCKOBJNILF July 24, 2025

Move Some Chairs

Move Some Chairs means to fight.

Cherry,”Ay bruh lemme get a taste of them junie cakes.”
Joe,” Hol up, you ain’t touchin ’ my junie cakes. You trynna move some chairs?”

by Nigger whipper 69 420 May 15, 2020

taller in a chair

When a person's fat ass is so fuckin' gigantic that they're taller sitting than standing. A person whose ass is thicker than six Tokyo phonebooks.
(a.k.a. - "taller sitting.").

Ms. Bertha is so damn gigantic that she's two inches taller in a chair than she is when she's standing; assuming the chair doesn't collapse

by Goofnut November 19, 2023

rocking chair tipper

A individual who dates a senior citizen or a relatively old person

Meg:Hey Brittany's dating a 59 year old shes a slut huh

Lois:Yea another run of the mill rocking chair tipper

by cityguy17 July 19, 2010

dild-a-chair

It’s like build a bear but you build a chair and apply a dildo of your creation

dild-a-chair workshop

“I love dild-a-chair workshop!!!!” it’s a frowned upon yet satisfying experience.

by Crazycracky June 30, 2023