math rocks

chickity clack rocks for tabletop games like dnd, pathfinder, call of cathulu, Warhammer, ext that go clickity clack when you roll to attack and make you sad when they dont agree with your plan.

player: i shoot the troll

gm: ok clickity clack roll the math rock to attack

player: .....nat 1.....

gm: your arrow flies and hits grabnack in the back of the head nocking him to 0 hit points

player: GOD FUCKING DANM IT

other player: dont blame the math rocks for your failure

player: FUCK YOU

by asxdghjkl June 3, 2021

Hegarty Maths

A educational website run by a multimillionaire bell-end known as colin hegarty. He is the cause of suicidal lessons and straining all of your blood, toil, tears and sweat into a fucking equation

Hegarty Maths gave me diphtheria last night

by Ethanslovelylife June 11, 2021

Potato math

Something that is both entirely pointless and unnecessarily complicated.

Guy 1 “it would take 12 banks of 240000 potatoes wired in series to start a car”

Guy 2 “quit doing potato math and get to work”

by Prince Korr March 15, 2023

The Geography of Math

When the mathematical proficiency or quantitative literacy of a country is linked to the location where its math curriculum was formulated—for example, both developed and developing countries that have adopted the Singapore math curriculum, or adapted part of it, have generally performed better than those that are reluctant to take the risks.

Just as the color of the cat doesn’t matter as long as it catches the mouse, so the geography of math shouldn’t be a big concern for parents and politicians if the local or foreign math curriculum could produce a quantitatively literate or numerate citizentry.

by MathPlus April 29, 2021

Quick math

A sarcastic remark to an obvious statement, usually associated with mathematical applications.

Brandon: We have seven people in our group.

Cody: Oh yes, Brandon with the quick math.

by aballinwhitey December 22, 2010

Quick Math

A sequence of events that take place in order to determine a greater variable. A set of equations that alow for someone to determine if they are going to have a “good” night.

“Is tonight a quick math night?”
“I’m not sure...pull out your 50 ergo curved custom calculator and let’s find out. But hurry...it’s almost 10 Alcock”

by 123 quick maths January 23, 2019

Math Boyfriend

Is someone you clearly aren't dating in real life and you clearly aren't dating to help you in math class (for you are definitely the intelligent one of the two). A math boyfriend is someone you are using just to give you the much needed attention you are lacking and to give you the idea of actually being in a relationship, in which there is seriously no commitment. Basically making you a needy douche.

You: "Oh hey math boyfriend!" (Hugs) "I really missed you!"
Math Boyfriend: "Hey...so how do you do number seventeen on the last set?"

by zclotr March 22, 2011