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Cleaning out the fish-tank

A particularly large dose of man fat applied liberally to the inside of a woman's beef curtains. Ideally needs to be enough for a fair amount of drippage

Jon : Why didnt you answer your phone last night?

Ad : Mate! I was cleaning out the fish-tank

Jon : but i phoned back an hour later

Ad : Bow chicka wow wow

by ExcellCRW November 27, 2011

wank n' tank

The act of masturbating right before you fall asleep, most commonly during the afternoon.

I'll meet up with you later tonight, right now I just want to go home for a little wank n' tank to recharge.

by emupop October 10, 2014

Queen of Tanking

Cardi is the Queen of Tanking. After WAP, Megan got a Top 30 hit while Bet You Wanna hit #1 on Bubbling Under and Me Gusta hit #91. Megan saved WAP and Pardison Fontaine wrote her verse. Her fans also known as Retardi Gang troll all day and say “Ended Nicki” And they are correct, Ended Nicki’s fan Retardi

Bet You Wanna didn’t even reach the Hot 100, Cardi is the Queen of Tanking

by cardiobtanking October 16, 2020

thanksgiving

a day we commemorate taking advantage of the "indians" by stealing their land, food, and lifestyles in exchange for cheap trinkets.

Ahh thanksgiving, lets give thanks to those indians for letting us screw them wholeheartedly.

by Chinese Jew November 26, 2003

Serj Tankian

Serj Tankian- One of the singers of System Of A Down or SoaD for short. If he isnt your idol then you may need to consider comitting suicide

Faggot: Im so glad SoaD is on an indefinate hiatus so that that guy with the weird hair,voice, and beard can get lost

Friend: Hey dude, if you dont go see a therapist soon about your problem you may kill yourself
Faggot: What?! Why

Friend: Well if you dont do it your self I might just have to kill you... Serj Tankian is on a level close to god... get over it

by likethinkpink October 18, 2008

Turtle Tank

When a woman has a dirty vag that is so rotten it smells like the inside of a turtle tank.

John: Man, I wanna go down on that girl so bad!
Mark: Who Brenda? Dude, no! She's got a turtle tank down there.
John: Fuck, really?
Mark: Yeah, I'd stay away from that.

by Hobo Baggins December 15, 2009