reef templar

A lightly steamed mushroom.

Friend: wow I’m so hungry
Me: I could go for a reef Templar right about now

by 🎪 March 30, 2021

Knights Templar Boys

Those guys in history class. They think the Knights Templar were the most epic thing ever to exist. Believe the KT were an oppressed group, because French King Phillip IV killed a bunch of them 800 years ago. Will probably say something troubling about muslims under his breath during class. A variant of the more common ww2 boys. You know, the Knights Templar boys.

Person 1: "ugh i said the Knights Templar were gay and now my comments section is full of Knights Templar boys."

by evilhannahmontana June 28, 2021

Ed-templeton

When you wafflestomp joe Chandler into your mums fanny

I really want to Ed-templeton you

by Swagman158461 November 19, 2021

katie.temple0

someone who is in love with a guy who does not know that they like him. A odd creature

katie.temple0 Is so weird, I can’t believe that the guy does not know she likes him . She is always staring

by katie.temple0 August 24, 2021

Freddie Tempest

Freddie Tempest is the type of guy who has had insane life experiences and you cannot believe what he says has actually happened to him.

I talked to Freddie Tempest yesterday and he told me about how once he bumped into the Prince of Sweden at a casino in Monaco, and they bonded over lemon drop martinis talking about classic cinema.

by carylourdes November 23, 2021

Monkey temple

It is a place we’re humans forced to harvest bananas and it’s located outside of Obama city

Bro don’t go there I heard that’s the entrance to monkey temple

by The monkey expert February 16, 2022

Andrew Templeton

A short white man who loves thongs, men, and Simon. Also they tend to claim pimples to be blood vessels.

You're being such an Andrew Templeton, Arch Duke Franz Ferdinand from Austria

by Loucus July 30, 2022