Shoot Myself in the Face 5 Times

When something goes so terribly wrong you want to shoot yourself in the face five times, but pissed because you can only do it once

"SO did you kiss her yet?"

"Yeah, worse kisser of all time. Fucking want to shoot myself in the face 5 times."

by Belkis Deyanira October 18, 2008

the tide has turned

means .... 'Circumstances have now changed' - 'All bets are off' ... LOL!

other ...

but .... 'when the tide turns', you say the opposite!!

That WMD were NOT found in IRAK has caused 'the tide to turn'. People now have 'less' faith in the 'coalition of the willing' and their standing has dropped with the majority.

means: change

by Ross Bradley March 30, 2005

Ryan Times

A student who is addicted to gaming, sex and fucking orgasm. He likes Dick not pussy

Oh, there's Ryan Times again...

by Rayn Tmes October 24, 2019

The Burning Times

One of the biggest misconceptions in the world. Contrary to some "Wiccans" beliefs, the Burning Times did not involve the mass hunting and burning of "witches." People weren't hiding their practice of "witchcraft" to prevent themselves from being killed. One african woman was practicing her native religion, likely a form of spirit worship such as voodoo. That was about it. Nearly all other accusations of "witchcraft" were because of things like make-up, adultury, and herb-lore.

Idiot Wiccan (Better known as Fluffy-Bunny): "Never again The Burning Times."
Me: Not much on actual history, outside of what Ravenwolf says, are you?

by Insanity Inc. August 14, 2006

tilesh

a term designating someone who owes favors to guys who drive corvettes........

"You just crashed into that Corvette, now you're a Tilesh!"

by Corvette Guy March 17, 2008

good times, good times

Something said uncomfortably in mid-morning when your one night stand finally decides to leave after trying to hang out and stay for breakfast and conversation instead of getting the hell out!!

When Gary left the room he hugged me. I patted him on the back and said "good times, good times."

by -Nick13 October 6, 2008

Good times

phrase refering to any situation. not limited to good situations. also used for filling akward silences.

Oh you got herpies, well good times right

by Tom mclennen November 20, 2003