Vegan

If you're a vegan and you make your pets vegan ... there is a special place in hell for you :)

Other than that, as long as you don't force your vegan opinions on to others, you're fine.
That hell spawn vegan fed their dog only vegetables.
by Not_a_Suspect April 20, 2021
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Cupcake vegan

Cupcake vegans are vegans that don't do any activism and don't try to debate any non-vegans, sometimes not even when prompted. They're also called quiet vegans.
I used to be a cupcake vegan, but recently I have become an activist!

Even cupcake vegans do their part. Existence is resistance!
by VeganAlex March 23, 2024
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vegan pancakes

1. Something highly unstable, made to break, hopeless. Something held together merely by hopes and dreams.

2. Something that some people like a lot and others do not. (Everything is vegan pancakes.)
1.
a) Man, open your eyes: Jill and Tyler's relationship is vegan pancakes. It's made to fail.

b) We spent four hours building this sand castle, but with the incoming tide, we realizes it was all just vegan pancakes.

c) Dude, my car is broken again! It's turning into a frikkin vegan pancake.

2.
a)
PersonA: Ohh, I love this painting.. The colors, the composition... the exquisite brushwork... It makes me feel things...
Person B: I don't know man. I just see a bunch of globs. This doesn't give me anything.
Person A: Huh. Well, I guess not everyone can love everything. It's all vegan pancakes. Let's go have a drink!

b)
PersonA: Damn, it's getting chilly out. I hate fall. It's a drab wasteland of sadness that catapults you into the frozen misery of winter.
PersonB: Oooh, but the turning leaves look so lovely and the air smells nice and i get to break out all my sweaters and scarves again. Rain and wind... Hot cocoa weather! Not to mention: Pumpkin Spice season!
PersonA: Nah, I'm not convinced. But I'm glad you like it. It's all vegan pancakes, right?
by whatsthatoverthere October 19, 2015
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Vegan btw

something every vegan is required to say at the end of every sentence regardless of the context. Vegan btw.
Vegan Extremist: Hello my name is Karl. Vegan btw :)
Non-Vegan: IDC ABOUT YOUR DIET!!! STOP FORCING YOUR LIFESTYLE ON ME!!
by Acoolbro56 September 2, 2023
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Vegan Active

Vegan Active is a former commercial name or so I'm informed that has now impractically become a household names is based on the Vegan Group values of no fuck, inNOWAYSion, VALUE FOR YOUR SUGAR MOMMY and exercise including waiting for veg from unsuspecting animals as weight training - applied to a revolutionary motto of not hurting vegetables, since we do not give you carrots, but rather withold studs and carrots, that's why we pride ourselves in being Vegan Active
I could not help but joining as I felt so sorry anout Sir Riach and as if that isn't bad nough still bein held for ransom. Joined up hpoing to meet somone handsome after rading CONvincing ad, Our mission is to help bring positive change to peoples’ lives. Join one of Vegan Active’s many health clubs throughout United Kingdom and Get Changed.
'tis so true, 'cause after I went to Vegan Active I went to the changing room and DID get changed.
by Hercolena Oliver May 2, 2008
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Fake vegan

Someone who eats mostly vegan products but will eat the occasional seafood because it’s fire 🔥
Today is one of my fake vegan days, I’ll think I’ll order Salmon sliders !
by Up Psi Smitty October 1, 2020
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chess vegans

friends and or people you like hanging out with
laura and jake are my favorite chess vegans.
by susuhhsug March 20, 2019
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