The act of an individual stuffing green and black jellybeans up their arse, followed by squatting down and pushing them out. The action resembles Turtles being blasted out of their bum.
-“Yo bro, I saw Alex the other day doing a Turtle Blaster..“
-“No way, with the green and black jellybeans?”
-“Yea”
-“No way, with the green and black jellybeans?”
-“Yea”
by JellyBeanBlasterAlex April 13, 2020
Get the turtle blastermug. by MedicatedSloth July 13, 2022
Get the turtle headmug. by TurtleNugget912 January 30, 2020
Get the Turtle Nuggetmug. Turlte jiz is whats for dinner
dude nick my parents flipped when they found that turtle jiz in the back of my car
dude nick my parents flipped when they found that turtle jiz in the back of my car
by nkasper August 27, 2008
Get the Turtle jiz mug. A hand gesture used during a situation where a conversation becomes akward.Made by placing one hand on top of the other and twirling the thumbs to make it look like a turtle missing it's front legs
Man 1:Dude I was talking to Amanda but I ended up doing the akward turtle
Man 2: that's just sad man
Man 2: that's just sad man
by JaKeEisthebestest April 22, 2009
Get the Akward Turtlemug. When a girl is in a sleeping bag and she pokes her head out and you punch her in it and she goes back in, then you do it again.
by thepoopybear February 26, 2004
Get the turtle boxingmug. A word used to discribe the gesture made by your hands after a line or series of lines have been spoken that have now resulted in an uncomfortable silence. The person executing the "Awkward Turtle" is basically, jerking there hands around in rougly the shape of a turtle, unable to speak. And silence ensues
The evening was going smoothly until Merc had to go and tell us his dad used to lock him in a closet when he was bad. Silence ensued. Darrow began to make the "Awkward Turtle" with his hands, and the rest of us stared anywhere but at Merc.
by adelews July 25, 2007
Get the Awkward Turtlemug.