Mia Knight

Mia knight is the best person in the fucking world. Shes tall with glasses and has a aura of a green/cyan dream.Shes typically goes by Mia Bia and has a atrocious dog named jack (that needs to be kicked in his stomach and turned to a rug) and has super dope besties...usually named Jordynne and Rasheedah.

Wow, Mia Knight surely has a dumpy!She looks just like Mrs.Incredible!!

by jaybaby51yass September 26, 2022

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Knighting the Bae

When finally finding "the one" or ones "bae for life", one proceeds to tap the bae once on each shoulder with ones dick as a way to claim her for ones own.

Dick: "I spent last night knighting the bae after she gave me a sweet blowie."
John: "no way man! I'm so jealous! "

by keyks September 28, 2015

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White Knight

A person (typically male) who protects a female in a situation where it is not required.

"This dude verbally attacked another dude who made a mild joke about a girl. Talk about a white knight..."

by Horogium January 7, 2023

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Knighted

When your friend passes out at a party and you place your erect cock on your friends’ shoulders.

My buddy passed out and I placed my erect cock on their shoulders and knighted them like Prince Andrew.

by Buttpuppy July 25, 2025

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Canadian Shaggy Spy Ezekiel Evan who is obsessed with knights

The Canadian Shaggy Spy Ezekiel Evan who is obsessed with knights is a person who turns 15 tomorrow and still praises the sun because they are simply an Evan

OMG you are SUCH a Canadian Shaggy Spy Ezekiel Evan who is obsessed with knights 😱😱😱

by TKM06 July 6, 2021

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Rainbow knight

Hetero, mostly white privilege people, who think they have to fight for LGBT community where it is completely unnecessary. Especially in situations where even the LGBT community doesn't care.

*Brand comes up with an ad with a hetero family and a lesbian family*
Everyone: "Wow, what a sweet and positive Ad!"
Rainbow Knight: "You know this doesn't show the diversity of people and love and family?! You disrespect the LGBTQ community and this is pure discrimination!"

by KetoZone December 5, 2021

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