Lemmy's balls

A meme that's been around since Lemmy was introduced to Mario Maker 2. A YouTuber named Smashy then used it as a pun in his Mythbuster series. Lemmy's thrown balls are literally indestructible, not even Yoshi can eat them. Its only weakness is a fucking wall.

A: Hey, you see that Lemmy over there?
B: Yeah, let's touch Lemmy's balls haha.
A: Good idea.

by CreepyGlider February 9, 2021

Ball Rattling

Adj., A very bumpy/rough experience which may jolt the male body and its organs.

That was a ball rattling ride in the APC

by Cpl. M April 23, 2014

fluxsys balls

Blue balls x10

friend 1: you look like shit. What's wrong?

friend 2: I haven't came in 2 months

friend 1: Damn! You must have some fluxsys balls!

by flardy December 1, 2019

Ball Shat

The dry shit on the back of ones ballsack, usually caused by wiping from back to front.

"When little Katie tripped, she smelled that old guy's ball shat."

by Detective Shitgrin McGee December 16, 2011

ball worthy

something that is worth giving a testicle for.

Woah, dude! That car is totally ball worthy!

by God's gift to humanity. June 7, 2009

ball kisser

Someone who enjoys pleasing a man by worshipping their balls (see testicles). When properly done both right and left balls are given equal attention as to not make the other jealous. The act of ball kissing can also be used as a method to increase sperm counts for fertility purposes as kissing the balls helps stimulate sperm production and also increases both volume of pre-cum and ejaculations. Not to be confused with a ball licker who is someone that uses pleasure as indirect barter for financial benefit (see brownnose). The method could also be used by a woman right before sexual intercourse with the penis attached to the balls being kissed as a way of improving the performance of the penis that is about to penetrate the vagina.

My girlfriend is such a good ball kisser. She's a real giver when she knows she's gonna get some good sex.

by UlikeMYmeatNpotatoes October 13, 2010

Ball Fight

Ball fight is a game where to ball sacks aggressively hit each other.
Rules:
1. No clothing allowed
2. Must bow and say no home before starting
3. No condoms
4. Have to use lube
5. Must have gay pornography in background

6. Last to cum wins
7. Must cuddle after words

He asked me into his room to have a ball fight

by Don’t die December 19, 2019