paper preacher

Anyone who preaches the word of the Lord for more and more of that paper (money).
Friend: Hey! Did you read that great self-help book by (millionaire televangelist type)?
Me: No way, I don't take advice from no paper preacher!
by Mwahahahahahaha! December 19, 2013
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paper route

1. The hair pattern of a black person with exceptionally kinky or nappy hair where the scalp shows between the tight curls of hair. The exposed scalp is the paper route.
"Man, dude got a paper route!" Dan exclaimed as he watched a vintage Yaphet Koto movie.

'Dude got a paper route, kitchen, beedie bee's, peas AND buckshots" Bill said as everybody laughed hysterically.
by Chambana July 09, 2012
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Lolipop paper

Is there something on my face?
Is something there?

Sallie & Kaitlyn
Lolipop paper on my butt?
by Sazzle June 20, 2004
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paper doll

A member of an elite group of dolls. Best friends. Made but from one peice of paper. Linked for ever.
She's in the Paper Dolls? NO way. I'm so jealous!
by ShanQUEESta March 14, 2004
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paper bang

A term describing sexual intercourse with a woman who's body is attractive, but face is similar to a rectum, so that a paper bag is needed to cover her head.

Originated by mixing bang and paper bag.
person 1: Damn, you see that girl's body?

person 2: Yeah, but her face is ugly, you would have to paper bang her.
by bassen October 27, 2009
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paper lips

“mate did you see Elizabeth?”
yeah mate, she kissed john but he said her lips were paper lips”
by wordcreatorxoo June 27, 2019
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Retard paper

Another way of saying cardboard.
Person 1: I like hiding inside the box the tvcame in. Person 2: yeah retard paper boxes are fun as.
by Custodian27 April 21, 2010
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