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buttercup swamp

a yellow tinged, heavily infected, swollen pit of a fanny. Usally caused by one of many sti's .
oh my fanny is reaking, it must be caused by that gang of tramps i let gang fuck me in that alley the other day.
you fanny is a buttercup swamp
by Big Ant May 24, 2006
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swamp ass

The unfortunate and revolting flatulence that can result from poor dietary choices.
After downing two bowls of chili and a few hard boiled eggs, Noah was stricken with a debilitating case of swamp ass.
by Annie January 16, 2004
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swamp ass

It is when your anus becomes extremely itchy. The itching can get quite intense and the more you itch, the more intense it gets. Swamp ass will usually occur after moving your bowls. The itching is most noticeable at night, especially while lying in bed. There is a cure however: Go to your doctor and he will recommend some cream. It should be gone in 2-3 weeks
The reason why swamp ass occurs when moving your bowls only at night is a mystery
by SWAMP ASS VITCIM August 23, 2004
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swamp root

A penis infected with advanced stages of HPV. A gnarled and weathered looking penis, usually resembling the base of taxodium distichum, or the swamp cypress tree. Usually dark in color with a rough texture.
Did you see that guy's wicked swamp root? He must have a bad case of HPV.
by Mr. Smitty June 14, 2010
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Swamp Pudding

The semen of Shrek
Fiona loves Shrek's special swamp pudding.
by BillyLikesButterflies June 8, 2014
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Swamp root

A abnormally large penis the size of a Pringles can. Like a root in the swamp it goes as deep as it can.
Did you seen his dick? No wonder they call him swamp root
by The real ol dad February 9, 2014
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Swamp Donkey

A BadAss Ford F250 that is strong as a mule. A very powerful man that grew up in South East Texas. Not afraid of, and will serve up a good 'Ol Fashion grass sandwich and always brings a gun to a knife fight. Woman adore him and dudes want to be like him.
I think there was a Swamp Donkey here last night, my Mom made some crazy ass noises all night.
by Mackabilly December 10, 2019
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