boss ass stoner rastafarian jamaican penguin. 

A fucking self explanatory stuffed penguin that you get that the OC fair. ( only if you are a real one)

Damn , I thought you were joking. I didn't know you had a "Boss Ass Stoner Rastafarian Jamaican penguin."

boss ass stoner rastafarian jamaican penguin. by ☹️ August 30, 2017

lily the stoner 

A girl who likes the good Cush

“Dad it’s the good Cush!” Said lily the stoner “you’re right lily, you’re right”

lily the stoner by Your friendly local lesbian November 13, 2018

princess stoner 

That girl who wears designer labels, is in good social standings with friends and teachers, who gets her shit done on time, who joins clubs, is on student government, and spends her parents money on weed. lots and lots of it. She's not a sloppy drunk, enjoys a good time, sometimes DTF, always DTS, and can out-smoke any bro she knows.

girl 1: God i hate that bitch. she rubs her marc jacobs shit in our face, represents the student body on council, and has the hottest boyfriend.
girl 2: yeah, i hear she smokes him and her friends up all the time.

girl 1: If i was smoking that much there's no way I'd be as active. seriously what's her secret?
girl 2: nothing, she's just a princess stoner.

princess stoner by bluegreengrrl August 20, 2011

Joshua Stoner 

A person who is the man. Good looking, fun, strong, and very attractive.

that guy is a joshua stoner.

Joshua Stoner by jackal3 October 29, 2012

triple H stoner train 

when you're really stoned and you're happy,hungry,and horny

nice,i'm on the triple H stoner train

triple H stoner train by i_found_nimo June 12, 2010

Asexual Stoner

A male who smokes a lot of weed and shows little to no interest in girls. Some are known to seek random hookups during the summer, but no real relationships.

Joe: Yo dude have u ever seen that kid Dan do anything besides smoke weed, like get some pussy or something?
Guy: Nah bro-seph and the technicolor dreamcoat, hes an asexual stoner.

Asexual Stoner by geenden69 January 30, 2010

Hip Modern Day Stoner 

A person born no later than the 1980's who indulges in the wonders of smoking weed. These people aren't your average stoner though, tie die and birkenstocks are worn sometimes, but being fashionable and ahead of the curve are key. These people enjoy their blazing at inventive and creative spots ranging from urban to deep forest settings. THey get high and discuss crazy things, do crazy activities, and most of all listen to Next Level Music.

Today, our crew of hip modern day stoners drove a couple miles outside of town in our speedy Audi and hiked to a spiritual spot in the woods wearing fashionable attire and proceeded to smoke bong rips until we were based level 10. WE then had a stick fight and screamed made up words and listened to dubstep and insane beats.

Hip Modern Day Stoner by homeboy234 October 20, 2009