Reverse Shocker

Just like the regular Shocker, but more potent, as the number of digits in the pink and stink are flip-flopped. So it becomes two in the poo one in the goo.

"Duuuude my girlfriend said I couldn't use the shocker on her, so I whipped out the Reverse Shocker on her ass"

"I think I hate you."

by SeanJL January 14, 2008

paycheck shock

One of life's biggest disappointments.It is the dejection/rage experienced by first time workers when they get their very first paycheck and realize they don't get to keep the entire $5.25 they thought they were working for.

My son experienced paycheck shock when he saw all the stuff deducted from his gross pay.

by wolfbait51 May 17, 2011

Stockbitch

A lame ass teacher with no control over his class. A complete and utter moron.

Wow, he's just like Stockbitch! No balls!

by BlueSpaceMonkey October 20, 2006

Stocking the Pond

Taking a Dump.. Blowin' mud.. Downloading some Brownware..Laying some cable Basically another term for taking a shit

He is in there (Bathroom) Stocking the Pond.

or even better...He is in there Stocking the Pond with Brown trout.

by KO Sledgod March 13, 2008

meat stocking

Vagina

I put my bologna pony in her meat stocking.

by guy12341234 December 27, 2010

Shocko Taco

N. Variant of the Shocker in which the index, middle and pinky fingers are dipped in hot sauce

My girl loves the shocko taco, but she draws the line at mild.

by Victra March 3, 2009

Shockenfreude

The feeling you get when you realize that things you laugh and joke about with one social group would be found horrifying by another.

I felt a certain shockenfreude when I realized a group of pregnant women had overhead us making dead baby jokes.

4chan is an internet community that revels in shockenfreude.

by dimwittedSucka + morleydresden September 14, 2010