sloppy jose

the Mexican equivalent of a Sloppy Joe commonly served with carne asada and other toppings inside two slices of bread (pan); Torta

The torta is like a mexican sloppy joe.
Wouldn't that be called the sloppy jose?

by Sexy Conservative January 26, 2011

Sloppy Second

Elisha Cuthbert.

"It's become a common thing in the NHL for guys to fall in love with my sloppy seconds." - Sean Avery

by McRust December 16, 2008

sloppy zanre

Diarrhea, but often long and unbroken. Looks like a long slimy brown slug. Often mistaken for a average cach after a dodgy curry...DON'T make this error.

WOOOAAH, i am payin for the vindaloo today. I fed my toilet a sloppy zanre, it took 3 times to flush away

by ross macdougall July 22, 2008

sloppy angel

when a woman is giving a man head and he cums in her mouth. He proceeds to slap her in the back of the head causing the semen to come out her nose.

She was on her knees, and i gave her a sloppy angel. She wasn't too happy

by the filthy phillie May 13, 2006

Sloppy SlapinHeimer

The act of taking a shit in ones hand and slaping someone in the face and rubbing it in there teeth profusely.....

Hey Brandon.....That bitch was back talking me so i gave her a Sloppy SlapinHeimer....right up in her goodies.... that bitch smelt for weeks..

by D-grizzle April 6, 2008

sloppy cabbage

wet vagina lips that hang lower after sex than before sex

"So i played with her til she looked like a sloppy cabbage."

by SLEWFOOT Swifty August 4, 2010

Sloppy Knock Wagon

Placing lube on a door knob then shoving it up another persons anus while receiving a reach around from the other participant. During the process the the other member should be knocking on something made of wood. (i.e. a door, table, chair, etc...)

Fred and Barney came home from the Blue Oyster and Barney gave Fred a sloppy knock wagon.

by Doin' the Bernie November 16, 2011