Sage

unstable and high

Oh no a sage is approachin run before she strangles u to death :0

by 4tajii November 9, 2022

sage

a perfect girl who has amazing music taste who i love so much. she has good music taste and i will continue to love her forever. go get urself a sage ngl. < 3

"sage ur so perfect"
"i love you sage"

by Kasaias November 15, 2022

sage

a bitch that manipulates their partner and guilt trips everyone

“im scared to break up with sage..”

by jankyjellyfish November 19, 2022

Sage

that really cute guy in ur class who at first seems like a great person and totally a feminist, but when you date them they act like an entitled bitch baby

hey look it’s that fucking idiot sage. who has one lone brain cell.

by bigboiibottom November 21, 2022

sage

sage is what you call a homosexual, she is very attracted to herself.
sage is gay

“you are a sage”

by junkorule34 December 10, 2022

Sage time

After relapse, when one can think/make decisions without any influence from their genital area. Related to Post-nut clarity.

Guy 1: Fuck! I spent too much money on my date with this girl, I was so down bad!
Guy 2: Wouldn't have happened if you were on sage time

by cobaltlegend5 December 25, 2022

Sage

Sage is a mysterious and weird guy. He likes a lot of Pokémon and bayblade for his age. He also likes to crack a good jokes for the right person. Even though he’s super smart he pretty lazy about doing his work instead he’ll want to watch gammers on youtube and mess with all hundred of the bayblade pieces he have. His love language is giving. Besides his well put personality he is bit of a perv. He super tall with a wonky stand. He walks with a beat that matches the pace of your heart. He can be pretty distant when he want to,but he’s the best friend you’ll ever have.

“Bruh y’all just didn’t hear sage?”

by Thickmammas January 26, 2023