Schlong Slayer

A man who's sex is considered great, also has a penis on the larger scale as opposed to a smaller one.

-Am i a Schlong Slayer?
- A who??
- Do i have good dick? Is my sex good?
- Oh yes you are a Schlong Slayer!!

by DosVons May 8, 2010

hop on slay the spire

slang for extremely aggressive sexy lesbians playing with there shit and waddling in it like little fetuses

hey guuuurrrrllll lets go hop hop hoppin on hop on slay the spire gurrrl it would be so damn littty!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

by fuckbabies April 22, 2022

Slay the dragon

Engaging in sexual conduct with the ugliest girl (dragon) of a group of women. Pairing off almost naturally occurs for the beautiful woman but nobody is willing to claim the dragon. Generally though has more pervesion and more willing to put out over the more attractive specimens. Is known to lick your butthole, in which case you are told to marry her. Also known as taking one for the team.

Beve: What chicks are we boning tonight?
Parker: Ashley, Whitney, and Cierra
Dallen: I call Cierra!
Parker: Heck no man, your gonna slay the dragon tonight! You get Whitney haha.
Beve: Thats what I'm talkin about! She'll lick your butthole!

by Mike Hunts Softball Team June 28, 2011

Slay King

A man who never buys his own drinks. Has no job. Has no house, he is ever broke and likes sugar mummies. He is basically a rat.

Most people called Brian are Slay Kings.

by Eldoret Wolf November 30, 2018

Slay a Dragon

The act of release the ultimate black evil from one's anus.

"Dude, I ate way too much food. I gotta go Slay a Dragon."

"Man, I have to Slay a Dragon, that Taco Bell is hitting me the wrong way."

by thatguy669606 April 4, 2009

slay

When you first insert the tip and start off thrusting slowly with just that to get the woman to lower her expectations. Then, slide the whole schlong in and start rapidly pounding and when she is about to climax, swing your penis up to tear her vagina and effectively "slay" her.

Guy 1: Where Veronica today?
Guy 2: Oh I slayed her yesterday night!
Guy 1: Daaamn!! She at the hospital?
Guy 2: Yuuup~.

by Spice Pounder February 4, 2017

Slayed

When you get dissed, told off, or when someone notifies you of the fact that your joke sucks ass. Also when you try to slay someone and someone notifies others around you that your joke sucks and leaves you clueless. OR when your joke sucks and someone around you notifies others that it sucks.

hillary "your so fat you eat babies"
johnny "what the hell kinda joke.."
everyone around her "slayed"

by adam monroe December 18, 2005