soccer am

a non american show about soccer that for some reason is called soccer am instead of football am. its a good show, and that blonde is hot

americans play soccer, everyone else plays football, so why isnt it football am instead of soccer am

by mlove3 January 11, 2009

Socca Woo!

Annoying phrase said usually by soccer fans or players showing their love for the God awful sport.

"Socca Woo! I love soccer!"

by ficticiousnamebyauthor May 13, 2015

communism and socialism

Varying degrees of the same system that rely on the labor theory of market. That theory states that labor is worth something, not tied to the good or service that it produces. Because of that idea, we should pay people more money than it takes to produce an item because they want more money. This fails economically because if everyone wants more money for their work, all items inflate in cost, so you can't afford what you couldn't afford before, except now it's much more expensive than it was, because you have more money but still not enough to buy it. Basically, socialism and communism are a party trick to get the poor to feel better about the fact that life is competitive and they are losing the game. This is also popular with the rich because it makes them seem kind to the poor. Nobody actually wants to implement socialism or communism, they just want to redistribute goods and services and money from those that have it to those that don't and are willing to lose out in the long term for a short term gain.

I used to hate Amazon.com because of communism and socialism, but now I realize that I didn't want to pay more for goods or shipping so I am comfortable with them fucking their employees, because they are doing it for me.

by mostly_wrong September 17, 2019

soccer tan

A soccer tan is a small band of tan skin from the knee to lower thigh on otherwise pale legs. This is caused by playing too much soccer outside and only the space between your shorts and tall socks getting any sun.

She spends all her time outside playing soccer, so she's got nothing but a soccer tan.

by savvysparrow June 27, 2006

Social Media

1. A place where people should be accepted the way they are instead of being told they aren't good enough indirectly by pages that favor nice butts and thin waists.

2. Apps that are designed to bring people together and bond, but do the exact opposite.

I was scrolling thru social media yesterday, this page convinced me to pop some pills and starve myself so i can be featured on their page.

by MyaJDoe April 2, 2017

Wooldoor Sockbat

A ripoff of Spongebob Squarepants as seen in Comedy Central's Animated Reality Show, "Drawn Together". He's a cool guy that just wants to be loved, but he can't because he's really fucking annoying. He can take on any shape, split in two, and become any profession he wants. He was also the only one to be eaten by Clara's pussy. To add to all that,he keeps many things shoved up his ass for comic timing including a lamp containing a homosexual genie.

Wooldoor Sockbat:A Fucking Annoying Wacky Whatchamacallit.

by Heroic Ling Ling November 24, 2004

No socks

A variation of no cap but when you say something gay. Because everyone knows it's not gay if you have your socks on. No socks means it is intentionally gay. The opposite of no homo.

Hey, no socks but you are pretty cute bro.

No socks, I love Brendon Urie

by Lechuga1352 July 11, 2019