Anna Nicole Smith

Airhead who has a 'staggering illeteracy', who has to marry old dudes, with old balls to get ahead in life.

See also Dumb Blonde

by The Omnipotent Seal March 30, 2003

Smithtown

A place on Long Island that is about an hour away from New York City. The town is 99% white, but nearly 95% of the people there pretend they are "gangster" and "from the ghetto" even though the things they buy are too expensive for people from the real ghetto are able to afford. Besides the "gangsters," Smithtown is infested with stuck up, self centered bitches who whine all of the fucking time and hate you because your not wearing Abercrombie or Hollister. Also, every damn person who goes to high school in Smithtown wears plaid, which makes them look like lumberjacks. Also, almost every girl in Smithtown dye their hair nearly every week and straighten their hair so much that they constantly smell like dead hair. It's fucking disgusting. They also talk like "valley girls," when in reality they've never even been to California before. There is also the small group of scene kids who claim they are unique when in reality they look like everyone else. Every single girl in Smithtown is obsessed with the "Twilight" series, despite the fact that they've only read one of the books. And every single guy from Smithtown is obsessed with "The Dark Knight" only to make them look like they actually have balls. There are two high schools in Smithtown: East and West. At West, you have to memorize fucked up lines telling you to hug your parents and be polite, which people either don't care about or pretend to not care about so they look cool. Despite how much West sucks, it's still better than East, which is filled with potheads. If you want to meet someone from Smithtown, go to any mall on Long Island. They will be there.

Smithtown Kid: "LETZ GO TO THE MALLLL."

by SHMMOOOOOPP. January 25, 2009

jj smith

1.)a girl who walks the streets lookin to suck and fuck random mexicans so she and her bf can shoot up painkillers.
2)a white(may be any race) bitch trick hoe who comes from a good family but still thinks she need to suck and fuck so that she can shoot up.
3)crack-whore bitch whos ass smells like shit and breath smells like dick.

goddammit there goes that white bitch ass cocksuckin ass fuckin shitty titty bitch walkin down the fuckin ave again. . .mutha fuckin jj smith!!

by citgo fo'sho crotch rocket October 22, 2008

Dick Smith

A flask or bottle of alchohol that a 'closeted' alcholic keeps hidden, but always close at hand.

He keeps his Dick Smith in the bottom drawer of his desk. That's how he stays always drunk.

by John Martini September 1, 2006

Kevin Smith

Writer, director, actor. Created Clerks, Mallrats, Chasing Amy, Dogma, Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back, Jersey Girl and a Clerks cartoon that only aired two episodes. Has appeared in Vulgar, Daredevil, one of the Scream movies, and the TV shows Yes, Dear and Degrassi. Currently working on Passion of the Clerks, Clerks the Cartoon and probably another comic book movie.

Damn! Kevin Smith has awesome movies!

by metibo March 23, 2005

Smithers

Mr. Burns’s assistant (See The Simpsons ). Clearly gay, although it’s denied (Until season 27). Very sycophantic towards Mr. Burns, and also secretly gay towards him.

“Wow, I relate to Smithers, he’s so fucking gay.”

by —clemy— February 19, 2018

smithson valley high school

this school is full of sexist ass homophobic ass jesus is lord ass trump dick sucking hicks. the teachers have a weird obsession with shoulders so kids constantly get sent out of class cause their shoulders are distracting. it's actually called stoner valley because you're either a stoner or someone who pretends they're a stoner. there are the dumb fortnite boys who make rape jokes and say "no homo" every 4 seconds. there are the basic bitches that all look the same and are probably trying to be insta famous. there are the emo kids who lowkey looks like they will kill u and they're all gay. there are about 4 normal Gay people in the whole school. almost everyone is white, leaving us kids of color w so many hilarious racist comments to deal with. obviously, we are super DIVERSE and EXCEPTING. nobody learns shit cause everyone is stupid including the teachers who really want guns in their classrooms for some reason? everyone goes to football games even tho they literally have no clue whats going on bc its a great time for kids to fuck around on bleachers which is gOaLs . moral of the story , welcome to smithson valley highschool freshman:)!!!!!!!!

person 1: yo why did u get suspended from Smithson valley high school?

person 2: I'm an atheist.

by local lookout lesbian July 30, 2018