by agentanon August 20, 2011
Get the smash rigsmug. When someone gets drunk, intoxicated, or inebriated beyond all reasonable need to be that fucked up.
"Man, last night i got so drunk trying to forget about chelsea breaking up with me I ended up hanging upside down from a street lamp."
"Dude, you were smash hammered."
"Dude, you were smash hammered."
by Simon5025 October 10, 2012
Get the Smash Hammeredmug. "See Janet over their, I'd Smash Dat!" -Friend 1
"Really?! I wouldn't! Too skinny for me," -Friend 2
"Really?! I wouldn't! Too skinny for me," -Friend 2
by stay free March 9, 2015
Get the Smash Datmug. by MandaWooWoo July 22, 2011
Get the Smash Cabmug. by CaptainKill November 21, 2010
Get the Caterpillar Smashmug. L: " i went to the store yesterday and an old man named ely gave me $1000! "
K: "smash lies!"
L: " No! im serious!"
K: "smash lies!"
L: " No! im serious!"
by gertrude jewelover January 17, 2010
Get the smash liesmug. The act of wantonly destroying your own property in a fit of rage. Normally done in the least sensible way possible.
Oh man, I couldn't sleep last night because I had this pounding headache. So I Donato Smashed my head against my headboard until I lost consciousness. Got my 8 hours sleep in but I'm starting to smell colors now.
by Sandman_0012 April 21, 2018
Get the Donato smashmug.