sing-n-smack

A move where one person is singing, but gets interrupted by another person hitting them over the head with something.

Duder: "Thanks for inviting me over for dinner. I've never known an Italian guy before. Can you sing me a song?"

Italian: "When-a the moon-a hits-a your eye, like a big-a" (smack!) "owww!!!"

Italian's Mom: "You shut up-a you!"

Italian: "Damn mom you hit over the head with a book! What the hell was that for?"

Duder: "Whoa dude! I've never seen a funnier sing-n-smack in my entire life."

by westfalia January 12, 2010

Tic Tac Smack

when you fill your hand with tic tacs and slap someone with bad breath

Dude Zachs breath really stank so i gave him a Tic Tac Smack, I think he got the point

by Cman88 February 11, 2011

Smacking your titties

Female version of busting your balls; Making fun of a female; messing around with a chick; teasing a girl;

Raiza don't take the joke so seriously, I was just smacking your titties.

by Snapping_turtle August 10, 2019

Smack a gay day

On October 30th every year, you must slap a person is gay to celebrate.

"Today is smack a gay day I must slap my gay uncle!"

by Nlue October 30, 2021

Midnight Uncle Smack

When you spend the night at your cousin’s house and are woken in the middle of the night by your uncle squatting over your cock slapping your face.

You look tired today. Didn’t you sleep well? I was until I got the midnight uncle smack. My cheeks hurt too. I think I see a bruise.

by Eaton Holgoode May 21, 2018

smack my shit

When somebody disagrees with something you're doing or saying.

Lindsay....I don't think what you said to her was polite.
Kim.........Don't smack my shit.

by MomMom Kim October 16, 2013

Smacking Pee Pees

v. A phrase made popular by Marine Staff Non Commissioned Officers meaning punishment is forthcoming for unsatisfactory behavior. Also known as having your dick slapped.

Fifth platoon is so jacked up that the only way to fix them is to bull rush them and begin smacking pee pees.

by Irondevil July 24, 2008