Skiing Accident

When someone uses cocaine and it has a negative outcome. Either it ends in them causing irrevocable damage or OD'ing.

Ex 1: Kathy had a skiing accident last night and lit her mom's BMW on fire with the 24-hour cult she started.

Ex 2: Did you hear what happened to Nick last night? He hit the slopes too hard and had a skiing accident. RIP.

by lightningrat February 2, 2022

A Ski

A Chicago guy, likely sporting a mustache. Last name that ends with Ski is a bonus but not required.

"Yo, dat guy's a Ski."

by nathonion September 26, 2023

Skiing in Japan

Smoking drugs

Xander died skiing in Japan

by SuperTewis April 29, 2021

Skiing

Don’t get me started, skiing is just not as good as snowboarding... you guys think your good but really just Jerry’s, you guys can’t do any cool tricks and you yard sale 24/7

Snowboarder 1: dude look at that Jerry skiing on the slopes

Snowboarder 2: oh man he’s about to have a yard sale

by Night jackfruit July 5, 2021

Ski Sexy

Someone way too big for their environment. Mass of destruction. Can't be trusted with anything. Loves blondes (especially if they have bangs and are tall+skinny)

Please SKI SEXY, please stop spilling everything.

by asktheladiez October 10, 2022

milk utter ski slope cleaner

During sex the woman gives the man a boob job. When he is about to come he stands up. Then the girl pulls his dick down over her tits one at a time there for milking him. The trails over her boobs should look like a ski trails. The man then proceeds to lick of the semen of the boobs.

Joe: I gave my girl a milk utter ski slope cleaner.
Marry: What? I wish my boy would do that!

by HUE HUE HUE!! October 7, 2016

Taking the skis

When someone says a statement so absurd, nonfactual or ragebaity that you just have to exclaim how they're wrong and being the biggest idiot of the moment

A: Dude, I just won a fist fight against 5 people, 1v5
B: Nah! shut up, you're taking the skis
A: Yes way! Total Swimming! They even had guns
B: YOU'RE TAKING THE SKIS!

by CGZXZ May 17, 2025