by peace808yo September 9, 2010
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It is common for a Simasaurus to lash out unexpectedly, usually at a "Seamasarus" (See Seamasaurus ). A Simasaurus is usually kind and considerate, but when a Seamasaurus or a Seamasaurus look-a-like is near, a Simasaurus will become aggressive, and lash out at both the Seamasaurus and friends of a Seamasaurus. It is never a good idea to have both in the same room.
It is common for a Simasaurus to lash out unexpectedly, usually at a "Seamasarus" (See Seamasaurus ). A Simasaurus is usually kind and considerate, but when a Seamasaurus or a Seamasaurus look-a-like is near, a Simasaurus will become aggressive, and lash out at both the Seamasaurus and friends of a Seamasaurus. It is never a good idea to have both in the same room.
Ex. 1: "OhHotDamn, look at that Simasaurus!"
Ex. 2: "Crap! A Simasaurus walked in, better get Seamasaurus out of here..."
Ex. 2: "Crap! A Simasaurus walked in, better get Seamasaurus out of here..."
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the galaxy's way of putting 2 people that should be together in very coincidental , utterly funny, most ridiculous situations. If you fight the shmosmos you will be unhappy for the rest of your life...and get fat, ugly kids with your not shmosmos worthy partner!!
shmosmos is intended to bring shmooks and shmooglemuffins together.
shmosmos is intended to bring shmooks and shmooglemuffins together.
by shmooglemuffin November 2, 2011
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by NotTPSChurro December 24, 2012
Get the Samosexual mug.the act of a male exercising in short shorts, a muscle shirt, and sweatbands while moving, listening or acting like Richard Simons. aka exercising like a tool.
by ThatGuy15003 November 22, 2013
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Often given to a mildly douchbagish musical know it all.
This moniker tends to be self applied in spite of its overbearing negative connotations.
If a Simon chose to be know as Simonicus in all likelihood he is suffering from an over inflated ego and lacks certain essential social skills.
Tendency towards loud obnoxious music and glaring pseudo punk rock band apparel.
Often given to a mildly douchbagish musical know it all.
This moniker tends to be self applied in spite of its overbearing negative connotations.
If a Simon chose to be know as Simonicus in all likelihood he is suffering from an over inflated ego and lacks certain essential social skills.
Tendency towards loud obnoxious music and glaring pseudo punk rock band apparel.
by Meiandus January 13, 2014
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2. Something that was popular at some point in the past, but that now seems lame in retrospect.
2. Something that was popular at some point in the past, but that now seems lame in retrospect.
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