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SIMONE

usually a tall gay italian guy , he likes to hang out and tease female people , he is the kind of guy to buzz around even when he is not invited , he is funny althought he uses the same jokes for years straight, he likes to save girls numbers as "love" even if they do not know him.
"look at that guy ,he must be gay!
"yeah , he is a SIMONE after all.
by Peppe the italian expert November 22, 2021
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Simon

A boy, who believes he is the smartest in the world. He is a frequent user of mansplaining. He looks like a paedophile and a jew. He is not, but that is how he looks.
Any girl ever: "Simon, once mansplained mansplaining to me"
by Krallemilla May 21, 2024
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Simon

Simons are neat, tidy, and crazy. They are tall and they often times wear the classic black shorts. They hate everyone, except people they have formed specific attachments to. But when he loves you, there is no other feeling that's better. Simons crack jokes and game whenever they can. They are usually loud and sometimes obnoxious, and they ignore those who serve them no interest. If you are a Simon, you are very honest, but a vibe. ✨
a human: he's like nothing i've ever seen before, his name must be Simon
by honeyshortcake November 30, 2022
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Simon Pandason

The son of Panda, not son of Simon.
He be the chosen one in Dune, he be Simon Pandason.
by SahaibP March 9, 2024
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Simon-ism

1. Something that is unintentionally kitschy, tacky, or of poor quality, but these flaws go unnoticed by the admirers of said thing.

2. Something that was popular at some point in the past, but that now seems lame in retrospect.
Argh, not another Another Simon-ism
by schmuly August 6, 2015
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simon

gets zero play no girls ever talk to him or ever get near him, almost as if he isn't real.
he gets no bitches, his name must be simon
by peenyeater33 May 17, 2022
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Soggy simon

When you ''finish'' on your partners toes and make them put Thier sock back on and go to the shops
Hey George I gave my Mrs a soggy simon last night ...
by Patchypee88 May 1, 2022
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