Shrek

A giant green man child who strives to grab people by the swamp

Yo its trump! No that's not trump, it's shrek!

by Toyotaborn January 25, 2017

Big Shrek

A large, fat, sweaty Irish dick covered in red hair.

Lonnie: "Ay, McDougal, give me your Big Shrek!"
McDougal: "AH, YES! GET OUT OF MA SWAMP!"

by Binzhou5 February 4, 2018

Shrek

Shrek, the most pimp, most awesome, coolest guy in Florida. The most amazing person to come out of The University of West Florida.

I wish my boyfriend was more like Shrek.

by Vanessa February 15, 2005

Shrekapottimus

A person who upon first glance appears to have all the commons traits of:
·The Walt Disney Character 'Shrek'
·A hippopotamus
·and a Human female

Lad 1: F**kin ell mate, look at the ears on that...

Lad 2: Chuff me... have ya seen the arse on it n'all?

Lad 1: What ya lookin' at her arse for?

Lad 2: Can't miss that... but you can have her

Lad 1: No chance, the Shrekapottimus is yours!

Lad 2: Get a pint in.

by TayUK August 9, 2006

Shrek

A large green fucking badass who gets all the bitches and fucks dragons over like the silly cunts they are, he's also got a fit as fuck wench. His dick is like the great wall of china if it were green.

Shrek destroyed my mistress last night with the great wall of china

by jejejejejejejejejejeje January 24, 2017

shrekie

master of the n00bz... the one who rule your asses fuckheadz... the big bald green... ub3R L33T...irc jedi... beer devourer... finlandia drinker... totaly cool !

one day i will be so shrekie

by HABEEB September 1, 2003

Shrek

Bitter white guy with shaved head working as a short order cook in diners. Lots of social problems, mostly imagined. Perma-scowl. Slightly overweight. Between 27 and 32 years old.

Ever try to talk to that guy? Don't. He's a real Shrek.

by Preebles June 11, 2008