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pear shaped

If you are to have a large evening that consists of consuming ridiculous amounts of either alcohol or illegal substances you are bound to end up pear shaped.When your mind and internal organs are not functioning as they should do,due to mind altering substance use, you are pear shaped.
"Gee whiz,last night was a fuckn corka!Tell ya what,I'm gonna be fuckn PEAR SHAPED tomorrow!!YEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!"
by Philthy Phil October 24, 2006
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Shakedown

A means of exacting revenge where an individual snoops through another's computer with the intention of ousting a hidden porn collection and informing the public at large of its existence.
"What are you doing on my computer? Is this a fucking shakedown?"
by zomgba December 14, 2008
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shave and a haircut

When a woman is getting fucked doggystyle and the guy pulls out a pair of clippers and shaves a bald spot in her head when she least expects it.
I Caught her texting my friend so I gave her a shave and a haircut right as I blew my load. I had to sleep at my buddy’s place. Totally worth it
by AceMan10 October 27, 2017
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gone pear-shaped

Become overweight. Increased girth in stomach and butt areas. Lost any semblence of a decent figure.
"Dude, have you seen Miguel since he got that desk job? His ass has ex-pan-ded! He's gone pear-shaped!"
by thatgirl June 28, 2004
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shafed cock

When you are dry humping a girl and your cock rubs up against your zipper and cuts your dick.
I was done dry humping this chick, and i realized i had shafed cock
by Pain in the Pants August 10, 2010
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shaedin

Usually a slut that always talks crap. She thinks everyone is out to get her and only has a couple friends. Everyone knows she is a hoe except her. She is easy and guys use her for sex. One of the most dumb, slutty, stupid bitches you will meet.
Person 1: hey, you see that girl over there
person 2: yea she is a total shaedin

person 1: should I send nudes to my bf?
person 2: dont be a shaedin
by realdefinitiins June 19, 2014
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shave it

when a girl has too much hair down there
god damn she had a hairy ass cooch so i told her to go shave it
by peter November 11, 2003
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