secretney

To have a secret that you want known> To tell someone a secret that you know they will tell.

"I really like him but I'm too scared to tell him. I know what I'll do, I'll tell Kattie my secretney and she will definitly tell him".

by choclatelove December 27, 2010

Secret Punch

Calling someone over to hear a secret and punching them in the stomach.

You hide your already clenched fist under a table and have them lean in to hear your juicy secret. Then you punch them in the jijutum and say, "secret punch"

Ronald secret punched Yan in the jijutum and made him puke everywhere.

by quickdraw_mcgraw May 31, 2011

Secret Sleeper

The Secret Sleeper is the extra person or people that stay in your hotel room on vacation, when the hotel believes only two are in the room.

Suzie, you're the Secret Sleeper sneak in through the back staircase to the room...here is a key.

by Hill Storm November 14, 2011

Secret Swifter

Someone who secretly likes Taylor Swift and hides their admiration as to not invoke harsh comments by their peers.

Guy 1: "So what kind of music are you in to?"

Guy 2: "Mostly country, Toby Keith, Brad Paisley, Taylor Swift, along those lines."

Guy 1: "Did you just say Taylor Swift?"

Guy 2: "No! I mean't Johnny Cash! Sheez did you think I was some kind of Secret Swifter?"

by Mindistortion November 18, 2011

secret septum

A piercing that you get behind your parents back.

"I got a secret septum"

by asdfghjklballsack May 4, 2012

Secretary of the Pleasurey

A rank in government that regulates all adult entertainment (Porn Czar).

President Bill Clinton tried to appoint Larry Flint as Secretary of the Pleasurey in 1998 to divert attention from the Lewinski scandal.

by backotruck January 11, 2013

secret sixpack

A guy who has the potential of having a sixpack.You aren't sure whether he works out,but he has attributes for one.

Or a guy who doesn't seem like the type to work out and doesn't show off the fact he has a sixpack.Only few people know that he has one.

Girl 1:I wonder what Joe does after school.
Girl 2:Maybe he goes to the gym.
Girl 1:Hmmm,do you think he has a secret sixpack?
Girl 2:He looks like the type of guy who would.

by LJRyder February 2, 2013