Souter Cooter Polluter on a Scooter

While driving on your yellow Vespa past a female waiting at a bus stop you invite her to take a ride on your hog. When she approaches thinking you meant the yellow Vespa you flop out your other hog and yell "Check out this broad Marbury" at which point she will undoubtedly want to engage in intercourse. Just before you both are about to achieve simultaneous orgasm you must promptly reach into your backpack and retrieve your tukey baster which is then inserted in her cooter. Turkey gravy is then squirted deep into her fallopian tubes.

Agnes thought she was about to have the best Thursday ever, but instead her mysterious stranger pulled a Souter Cooter Polluter on a Scooter and now her box smelled like Thanksgiving.

by Slaughterhouse April 24, 2007

Schott

1) A brand of leather.

2) A comon misspelling of shot, meaning either gunshot or shot of alcohol

Guy 1: I need to get something from schott before I go out on a drive.

Guy 2: Ok, but first lets go get a schott

by schotty57 April 3, 2009

scooter tracks

A thin visible line of poop in your underwear, left either before or after taking a dump.
see skid marks

Dude, after my colonoscopy I had scooter tracks for 2 days.

by marx_01 October 20, 2005

scooter

swag kids that go to the streets and ride with there crew.

i ride a scooter

by fairyfloss101 December 30, 2014

scooby snacks

Hash brownies that were cut up into tiny pieces (you ever wonder why Shaggy and Scooby were always so damn paranoid)

Bob:"Hey pass the Scooby snacks Fred!"
Fred:*drool*...
Bob:"Fred!I want to get high right now!"
Fred:*drool*...
Bob:"God damnit Fred!'..."Fine I'll get them myself!"

by Squee Nigga squee May 28, 2006

scooby

1. Scooby doo = clue if you are a wannabe cockney wanker

2. A cartoon dog.


3. The way a certain type of fool refers to a subaru impreza car. These are the same fools that spend all day on scoobynet becuase they have blagged thier way into crap IT jobs and have nothing better to do. Beware going to scoobynet.co.uk and mentioning that actually subarus are not the fastest cars in the world may result in people sending you death threats.

1> I ain't got a scooby me old china.

2> scooby dooby dooo

3> So there I was right behind this porshce 911 turbo in my scooby doing eighty then I floored it accerlerated so fast I took off over took it and left it in my wake.

by the daddy February 26, 2004

scooby scap

when you are home alone and you feel like watching p-ron you whip out your ying-yang six and scooby scap

Eron was feelin horndoggish so he scooby scapped in a fat chicks face.

by lump duck June 10, 2008