fuck satchel

Any bag-like enclosure used for the storage of fuck-pertinent paraphernalia that aids in a global pervasion of hot, nasty fucking.

AKA dildo sack, AKA anal bead bag, AKA smelly cock gizzard.

"Hey Randall, go get my jumper cables out of the fuck satchel so we can plug in with the agony and the ecstacy and spray some fuck juices on each other."

by AssTrollProjection January 22, 2009

The Satanic Bible

The holy book of Satanism; the unequivocal, modern, definitive edition. By Nolan Aljaddou. THE OFFICIAL 2012 CONFIRMATIONS; OR, CONFESSIONS OF THE ANTICHRIST.

Anagram, am I? Mr. A., again! Or Ram, the Arm of Ra
(if myths manage a say).

The Satanic Bible - is written by RAM (Satan).

by Ubermensch-One March 19, 2018

Theistic Satanism

Theistic Satanism is the most popular and common form of Satanism. This type of Satanism is not what is portrayed like in today's world. These Satanists(as well as all other variants of Satanism) are not evil, don't kill or commit any crimes. Satanists work their entire lives on being more spiritual and more in-tune with the earth. Theistic Satanist know that Satan (sometimes referred to as Enki as well as a few other names) and the Gods/Demons to be real beings. Through rituals and meditation, Theistic Satanists work to awaken energy in their body called the Kudalini Spirit, once this has awoken, the individual has reached godhead and will become a Demon/God after death. This practice takes a long time to achieve, taking more than one life, which means one most go through many lives to achieve godhead.

I am dedicated Theistic Satanist, and proud.

Theistic Satanism is a wonderful lifestyle full of self fulfillment.

by AnarchyStocking July 16, 2011

sativa

Meaning "useful" in Latin, sativa is commonly used in plant names.

Cannabis sativa

by bryan Andradé January 11, 2004

Saternasty

feeling of worthlessness on a saterday night while sitting alone and inhaling stale food and warm beer while your flea bitten poodle runs amok.

"You see that guy? He is going to be that guy who gets saternasty every weekend."
"Man, that saternasty sucked."

by Abe713 March 4, 2008

saturdunday

When a Saturday blends in with a Sunday because you have been partying all weekend and haven't gone to bed yet!

I just had a crazy saturdunday!!

by Alaina Joyxoxo February 19, 2009

sattwik

A very funny guy. He makes an even better big brother. He can be very annoying sometimes but is also chill. Sattwik isn’t the best secret keeper. However everyone conversation with him is very interesting. He loves talking about science and will explain things to you if you need any help.

“Is that your brother”
“Yep he’s very funny and easy to converse with”
“Is his name Sattwik?”
“Yeah!!”

by KishoriPriya98 November 13, 2020