Cack Satchel

A place, project or thing that has gone wrong in numerous and potentially malodorous ways.

This bar used to be pretty good, but it's completely changed. Bit of a cack satchel now.

Windows Mobile. Cack Satchel.

by The Fat Controller January 8, 2010

Nervous Sanchez

One's first homosexual act that takes place as a result of one or more parties being under the influence of crack, cocaine, heroin, or any other hard drug. This act must be between partners of the same sex, it must be the first time performing a homosexual act for one of them, it must be consensual, one or more of the parties may or may not be a homosexual, often it is interracial, and it is frequently brief and dissatisfying. This act ranges from oral sex to a handjob to anal sex. Often times the giver of the Nervous Sanchez is a privileged white person seeking to rebel.

Timothy was so high he gave Jay'qwan a Nervous Sanchez right outside .

Man, I walked in on Emily and Maria doing the Nervous Sanchez... It was so hot but they'll regret it in the morning.

I don't know how to tell you this, dude, but Josh gave me a Nervous Sanchez in the parking lot besides Sears last night. I knew I shouldn't have gotten high with him!

by nervousanchez July 11, 2011

Dirty Sanchez

Anal sex immediately followed by oral sex - the same person being the recipient of both acts. Presumably, after a vigorous engagement, the recipient will have a shit mustache looking gangster enough to be worthy of the term 'Dirty Sanchez'.

After Skip went in and plowed Muffy's starfish he pulled out just in time to finish rousingly in her mouth - the result being the fanciest Dirty Sanchez anyone had ever seen on Muffy. 💃👄💩

by bebbe bebbe May 27, 2017

hooter satchel

A bra.

On Tuesday nights my old lady digs through the Planet Aid boxes in the Walmart parking lot to score a free hooter satchel.

by Zavolta January 9, 2018

Jake Sanchez

Jake is a dad, he loves to kiss his homies good night. He has a really cute situation with his teeth, and it kinda makes him look like mator from the cars franchise. This is not a bad thing, if I’m honest it’s kinda cute. To sum it up I think Jake Sanchez is a real dad and is perfect for anyone with a cars fetish

Jake Sanchez is my dad

by Dummy thicc May 30, 2018

Dirty Sanchez

The sort of milk mustache that forms after giving someone a rimjob

Maaaaane I was eatin this gurl’s booty and when I came out I hads me some dirty sanchez on ma mouth!

by Jared from Subway® June 8, 2019

christian sanchez

man who can make anyone horny. he has the biggest muscles and gets all the girls

christian sanchez is the goat

by n3to87 December 6, 2019