Based on real conversations with a friend and I in a couple senarios.
Us: So what does pussy taste like?
Him: Nothing really. What does cum taste like.
Us: Well....you know how in kindergarten you ate paste. Well heat it up and add some salt and there ya go. Hot paste in salt. We've been trained since then to tolerate the texture and taste.
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At the gas station getting pop. Friend is using the machine to get fountain pop and it splatters at her.
Me: Hahahahaha you like things that splatter at you don'tcha?
Friend: Hehe yeah, I wouldn't have 2 kids if I didn't!
Me: True...it's all about the hot paste and salt.
Customer: I..I...I don't even know what to say to that....
Us: So what does pussy taste like?
Him: Nothing really. What does cum taste like.
Us: Well....you know how in kindergarten you ate paste. Well heat it up and add some salt and there ya go. Hot paste in salt. We've been trained since then to tolerate the texture and taste.
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At the gas station getting pop. Friend is using the machine to get fountain pop and it splatters at her.
Me: Hahahahaha you like things that splatter at you don'tcha?
Friend: Hehe yeah, I wouldn't have 2 kids if I didn't!
Me: True...it's all about the hot paste and salt.
Customer: I..I...I don't even know what to say to that....
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"I know you had a bad day, but there's no need for you to pass the salt."
"I know you had a bad day, but there's no need for you to pass the salt."
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Other person: "Nah, why don't you just go pound salt!"
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