Swinger

A long low hanging cock.

Wow, that cock is a real swinger!

by Mila G December 7, 2009

Swing batter, Swing

While receiving a blow job, just before the point of ejaculation, quickly pull your penis out of her mouth, and swing your body so that your penis hits her like a baseball bat, as you ejaculate. If you knock her over, it is considered a double. If you knock her unconscious, it is a home run.

Variation: Oral Piñata

I'm going to swing batter, swing that bitch tonight.

Are you gonna go for a home run?

Oh hell yes.

by JR DB December 16, 2009

Swingman

A wingman that will absolutely blast a dude in the face while his boy lays pipe to the victim's GF.

Stitch just laid that dude out while Troy piped that bitch against the dumpster. Swingman for real!

by Stitch Danger November 18, 2011

slingshot

Post-coital flinging of the spent condom in the direction of the female as she exits the room, with malicious intent to hit her in the back. If done correctly, she will yell in pain and embarrassment.

With deft percision, the condom sailed through the air and struck the girl in the back of the head just as she opened the door- the victim of Trevor's greatest slingshot maneuver to date.

by datesmybosses August 13, 2003

Swing

to fuck

courtland is a famous swinger

by amandizzle October 8, 2003

swinging dicks

In legal jurisprudence, a five man team consisting of a senior partner, junior partner, senior associate, junior associate and paralegal, whose primary function is to quintuple client billings when engaging in the same work.

"I had a 10 minute phone call with my lawyer down at Bryan Cave and the swinging dicks sent me a bill for $1950."

by Ishtamo November 21, 2007

Schlong Swingin

When in school, you pull out your wang and show it to the teacher.

On "Jay Dog's" referrel I wrot he had his shlong swingin.

by Hot Carl S May 15, 2005